Does a girl's butt feel much different than a guy's butt?

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: electricJ
This is CLASSIC!!! :laugh:

Classic idiot.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
This is starting to sound like YASW66T.

It is scary that I know what that means...:Q

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: jumpr
We have the same codes bradruth, except we say "baker," "queen," and "yellow."

This thread kicks ass. I'm still holding out hope that it's not a parody.

Code, huh? Must be the Navy...

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: tnitsuj
You aren't really 41 are you?

Unfortunately I really am a 41 year old virgin. I've never even dated. But rather than try to bum people out by being crying over my situation, I try to make it "funny". In some ways I think I am using the internet as a form of therapy. I can say things that pop up in my mind while remaining anonymous.

For example, I saw an article on CNN about how murderers would get lots of letters from girls and I just started a topic called, "To those that don't have girlfriends: Does it make you sad when you hear that murderers have girlfriends and you don't?"

I was watching Enterprise and I really did see part of T'Pol's butt crack so I started the topic, "I saw T'Pol's butt crack in last week's Enterprise... "

The way I grew up, I never was able to confide to anyone about girls. I just never talked about them to anyone. I always got the feeling that I wasn't supposed to. David Robinson said something in an interview that I could relate to. He said that he was at a party and they were gonna play spin the bottle. Then all the kids (who were white) looked around and said something like, "David isn't gonna play is he?" So, he felt like he didn't belong. Same with me. I tried to pretend I wasn't interested to avoid getting hurt or something. So, it's just refreshing for me to be able to blurt out whatever I'm thinking about when it comes to girls. To just have to freedom to say, "I think so-and-so is hot".

I know I have a juvenile sense of humor. I don't let it come out in real life. Only here. But let's face it, I'm stuck in my social development. Can't help it.

 

[Nebor]

This thread isn't funny anymore. I'm outta here.

 

[Isla]

Aw Stormrider... you know a lot of us love you around here!

I had an uncle who died a 90 year old virgin. He was mean as a snake. You, on the other hand, seem to have compassion for others rather than let yourself be consumed by bitterness. Personally, I think that you are refreshingly funny and honest! I can't do anything about your virginhood, but I can let you know that I don't think you are less deserving of love and respect than anyone else. I wish you good health and happiness, with or without a girlfriend.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: jeremy74

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: jeremy74
Excuse me miss,can I touch your butt,and maybe your thingies?

"It's for a research project. Please?"

Poor old StormRider,the closet he came to getting some rear was when his finger went through the toilet paper lol.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh:

 

[suklee]

Originally posted by: Pex
tagged to be part of history

 

[Munkies123]

lets put it this way if you were blind folded and then went @ss grabbin im pretty sure you could tell if you were grabbin some hott chicks butt

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: Isla
Aw Stormrider... you know a lot of us love you around here!

I had an uncle who died a 90 year old virgin. He was mean as a snake. You, on the other hand, seem to have compassion for others rather than let yourself be consumed by bitterness. Personally, I think that you are refreshingly funny and honest! I can't do anything about your virginhood, but I can let you know that I don't think you are less deserving of love and respect than anyone else. I wish you good health and happiness, with or without a girlfriend.

Thanks Isla. :heart:

You are probably one of the kindest souls I've ever encountered. I too wish you good health and happiness! And I really do love latinas! :Q

 

[PowderBB3D]

StormRider...it's nice to know that you aren't letting it get you down, but you should know that getting girls isn't all that hard. Are you just not trying or what?

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: PowderBB3D
StormRider...it's nice to know that you aren't letting it get you down, but you should know that getting girls isn't all that hard. Are you just not trying or what?

At this point in my life, I guess I'm not really trying -- if by trying you mean that I'm actively pursuing women. I probably wouldn't even know how to pursue women without feeling awkward. I'm just living my life, trying to do the things that I'm interested in and if I meet one, then great! And if not, then it's okay too.

My major problem is talking to girls (or even guys to be honest). I am just not comfortable talking to people right now. I talk okay when it's work related though. But when I am in a social situation, I clam up. I think people in the real world would describe me as someone who is private and keeps to himself (and very quiet).

In the past, I always thought my only chance to meet a girl was through a study group because that was where I was probably the most comfortable at. In fact, I had a major crush on a girl in one of my study groups. She was the only girl that I liked so much that I might have slipped up and gave hints that I liked her (by writing letters -- where I purposely tried not to reveal any romantic feelings -- to her when she went away to the Peace Corp). I got confusing and mixed signals but I was terrified that I messed up the friendship and that she was now avoiding me. I remember having thoughts like, "am I such an ugly monster that girls don't even want to be friends with me?" and stuff. I over-analyzed everything -- trying to understand what was happening. And I was paranoid other people knew that I liked her and talking behind my back. And because of that, I withdrew socially even more. That was a horrible year for me.

But now, things are okay. My professional career seems okay. My academic career (working part time towards a 2nd MS degree) is going okay. The two aspects of my life that I need to work on is my physical health (I'm the fattest I've ever been in my life) and socially. I think I need to work on my physical self first before trying to work on my social life (because losing weight and getting in better shape will help me with my self esteem). And then there's the age thing.

 

[ETan]

Some ideas:
- Join a Gym...
- Pick up a sport...
- Do something that will help you become healthier physically, since you mentioned you're the fattest you've ever been.

I feel that when I'm physically active, I'm almost glowing with confidence, smiling, happy, relaxed, etc... I play basketball, soccer, golf, run, swim, etc... not really an expert in anything, but it gets me outdoor, I meet new friends, etc.

Another related idea is to see if your local community center or church has any weekly type of activities such as volleyball... that's a great way to meet new friends and grow your confidence socially. Plus generally people there are very nice and approachable.

Good luck!

I'm sure almost everyone has been through what you've been (or going) through, at some point in life.

 

[tnitsuj]

Jesus...you aren't kidding are you.


No matter how socially akward you feel the only way to get over it is to get out thier and meet people. Career and academics are fine...but try just taking long walks and going out with your friends every once in a while. Don't be specifically looking to meet a woman...but try and be social. All things will come in time. You will definately not get anywhere neffing on the computer all the time.

 

[Chello02]

girls butt > guys butt

 

[PowderBB3D]

It seems to me like you are afraid of "slipping up" and looking stupid or silly in front of other people, especially people that you might find yourself caring a great deal about. Academics and careers are of course of utmost importance but being smart/aware and financially secure are only two pieces of the triforce of life (oh man that's lame but who can blame me? I've been playing my Zelda Collection and Sonic Collection on my Gamecube). You can't neglect your social life otherwise you might never understand the true meaning of happiness.

The best times of my life have been with friends or girlfriends. I can understand the idea that "it'll happen if it happens" but that doesn't mean sitting on your hands is going to land you friends, girlfriends, or a wife. You do need to take steps to securing your happiness yourself. If you are afraid of falling on your face you might consider (and please do not take this as an insult) confidence-boosting classes/sessions or talks with a parent, mentor, or religious leader. Things like that can work wonders - there was a guy I met once who was extremely shy, but after he forced himself to take a class on public speaking he was able to open up in ways he didn't think he ever could.

Of course, if you're honestly happy pursuing your career and masters and if you don't care about a social life then you don't have to do anything. I'm just telling you want I would do if I were in your situation.

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: Shivatron
:Q

 

[Gnurb]

http://www.fastseduction.com

 

[ironcrotch]

actually they feel the same, so feel free to grab guys butts to similulate the feeling of a girls butt.

 

[Carrot44]

Is there like one of those smiley things for a droped jaw!

 

[PowderBB3D]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
actually they feel the same, so feel free to grab guys butts to similulate the feeling of a girls butt.

Sounds like an invitation.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: PowderBB3D

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
actually they feel the same, so feel free to grab guys butts to similulate the feeling of a girls butt.

Sounds like an invitation.

<Quagmire> Alllrigghtt!

 

[PowderBB3D]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: PowderBB3D

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
actually they feel the same, so feel free to grab guys butts to similulate the feeling of a girls butt.

Sounds like an invitation.

<Quagmire> Alllrigghtt!

HAHA That made me burst out laughing even though it's 12:30 and I only got 3 hours of sleep last night.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[FacelessNobody]

In your situation, rushing to get some ass probably isn't the smartest option despite the hooting and hollering of our fellow OT neffers. With your apparent social apprehension, there are obviously emotions at stake. Hell, they're at stake even if you're not very socially apprehensive at all, like me.

I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.

Yep. It's not just for social deviants, religion-whipped prudes, and gnome-voiced D&amp;D wizards. Talking to girls and asking them out is a breeze, and it feels great when they like you too. When you find a woman you want to get to know, you just gotta go for it. There's nothing like a fluttering heart and a lumpy throat as your emotions fumble your words, and nothing like her agreeing smile hiding uncontainable excitement and relieving your pressurized ego, and in turn burying negative anticipations--you're on top of the fvckin' world. And that's where it starts. I've never been with anyone I'd call my girlfriend, but I've been on my fair share of dates. As you can tell, I'm a somewhat elitist, arrogant bastard. I want a girl who can cross swords with me, but that's incredibly difficult to come by. Nobody's perfect, but I have no problem waiting till I find what I'm after. I won't 'love' what I don't love.

This post isn't just me being an narcissitic assh0le. I hope it comforts you to know that you're not only not alone, but your company isn't abnormal or even stereotypical. Disclosure is the name of the game dude, you have to talk to someone or you will fail.

 

[Deeko]

This thread makes my heart smile.