Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.
Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
In your situation, rushing to get some ass probably isn't the smartest option despite the hooting and hollering of our fellow OT neffers. With your apparent social apprehension, there are obviously emotions at stake. Hell, they're at stake even if you're not very socially apprehensive at all, like me.
I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.
Yep. It's not just for social deviants, religion-whipped prudes, and gnome-voiced D&D wizards. Talking to girls and asking them out is a breeze, and it feels great when they like you too. When you find a woman you want to get to know, you just gotta go for it. There's nothing like a fluttering heart and a lumpy throat as your emotions fumble your words, and nothing like her agreeing smile hiding uncontainable excitement and relieving your pressurized ego, and in turn burying negative anticipations--you're on top of the fvckin' world. And that's where it starts. I've never been with anyone I'd call my girlfriend, but I've been on my fair share of dates. As you can tell, I'm a somewhat elitist, arrogant bastard. I want a girl who can cross swords with me, but that's incredibly difficult to come by. Nobody's perfect, but I have no problem waiting till I find what I'm after. I won't 'love' what I don't love.
This post isn't just me being an narcissitic assh0le. I hope it comforts you to know that you're not only not alone, but your company isn't abnormal or even stereotypical. Disclosure is the name of the game dude, you have to talk to someone or you will fail.
He puts the Auto in Autoerotic!Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
In your situation, rushing to get some ass probably isn't the smartest option despite the hooting and hollering of our fellow OT neffers. With your apparent social apprehension, there are obviously emotions at stake. Hell, they're at stake even if you're not very socially apprehensive at all, like me.
I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.
Yep. It's not just for social deviants, religion-whipped prudes, and gnome-voiced D&D wizards. Talking to girls and asking them out is a breeze, and it feels great when they like you too. When you find a woman you want to get to know, you just gotta go for it. There's nothing like a fluttering heart and a lumpy throat as your emotions fumble your words, and nothing like her agreeing smile hiding uncontainable excitement and relieving your pressurized ego, and in turn burying negative anticipations--you're on top of the fvckin' world. And that's where it starts. I've never been with anyone I'd call my girlfriend, but I've been on my fair share of dates. As you can tell, I'm a somewhat elitist, arrogant bastard. I want a girl who can cross swords with me, but that's incredibly difficult to come by. Nobody's perfect, but I have no problem waiting till I find what I'm after. I won't 'love' what I don't love.
This post isn't just me being an narcissitic assh0le. I hope it comforts you to know that you're not only not alone, but your company isn't abnormal or even stereotypical. Disclosure is the name of the game dude, you have to talk to someone or you will fail.
Wow, so you are trying to find someone just like yourself so you can make love to... yourself?
Originally posted by: Pex
tagged to be part of history
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: Pex
tagged to be part of history
Never felt a guy's ass but a girl's is :thumbsup:
Originally posted by: Mareg
Ok, this is a bit embarassing but since this thread is so hilarous, here's my story.
I once tapped the butt of a friend as an error. It was in the middle of a Toys-A-Russ, in the game section. My girlfriend was about 3 feet away and she saw all the scene. It was an error of innatention because my subconcious mind told me the person to my right was MY girlfriend but really, it was my friend(guy).
At the moment, I felt so ashamed cause the clerk and many other people were smiling knowingly ! I'm not an anti-gay but gush I felt part of a nightmare.
After the moment passed, we just had a big laugh at it. But this girlfriend teased me about it for a long time after I never questioned my orientation, mind you.
To the question at hand. My friend was a little fat so his butt felt smoother than that of all the girl I've dated.
Originally posted by: MaregToys-A-Russ
Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.
Originally posted by: Mareg
Ok, this is a bit embarassing but since this thread is so hilarous, here's my story.
I once tapped the butt of a friend as an error. It was in the middle of a Toys-A-Russ, in the game section. My girlfriend was about 3 feet away and she saw all the scene. It was an error of innatention because my subconcious mind told me the person to my right was MY girlfriend but really, it was my friend(guy).
At the moment, I felt so ashamed cause the clerk and many other people were smiling knowingly ! I'm not an anti-gay but gush I felt part of a nightmare.
After the moment passed, we just had a big laugh at it. But this girlfriend teased me about it for a long time after I never questioned my orientation, mind you.
To the question at hand. My friend was a little fat so his butt felt smoother than that of all the girl I've dated.
Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: Pex
tagged to be part of history
Never felt a guy's ass but a girl's is :thumbsup:
The best part of a girls ass is the part where the thigh meets the butt, you know that little crease.Man that is the killer place to kiss.
Originally posted by: Babbles
Any female ATOTer want to take one for the team and 'help' this guy out?
fixed.Originally posted by: nellienelson
this thread is just sic (sic), just so you all know
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Babbles
Any female ATOTer want to take one for the team and 'help' this guy out?
Ah, no. Not a chance.