Does a red bandana on a street sign mean something?

[schneiderguy]

Like gang activity?

Assuming it is a gang, if I get in a firefight with them, is 160 rounds of 5.56 enough to hold them off until the police can get there? I've got more but I won't have it with me until sometime next week.

This is important because I'm responsible for the protection of the two Asian sisters that live upstairs (we share a front door). In return for my protection they are giving me unlimited threesomes. #winning :thumbsup:

 

[Leros]

While we're at it. Does a green porch light mean anything?

 

[davmat787]

Hang a blue bandana up next to and see what happens. As for the ammo, that quantity should be sufficient. Bangers are typically horrible shots, and have shitty guns and ammo.

 

[OCGuy]

Hang a blue bandana up next to and see what happens. As for the ammo, that quantity should be sufficient. Bangers are typically horrible shots, and have shitty guns and ammo.

Yep...imagine the 15 year old "gangsters" surprise as to how shooting a gun sideways ends up working.

 

[pontifex]

I'm not sure what 160 rounds of ammo is going to do without a gun. I guess you could throw it at them but I doubt it will be very effective.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm not sure what 160 rounds of ammo is going to do without a gun. I guess you could throw it at them but I doubt it will be very effective.

Use a slingshot. It's the environmentally responsible way to shoot :^D

 

[IronWing]

Forget gangs, you have commies in the neighborhood! Commies! For all you know they could be living right upstairs from you.

 

[amdhunter]

Use a slingshot. It's the environmentally responsible way to shoot :^D

Straw and hammer might work.

 

[wwswimming]

when the bullets come, just hold out your hand, palm facing the shooter. like the way Neo did it in The Matrix.

it might work.

 

[lxskllr]

Forget gangs, you have commies in the neighborhood! Commies! For all you know they could be living right upstairs from you.

He pretty much came out and said it. Those reds hide in plain sight. I bet they're Norkies living upstairs. A sleeper cell of commies, waiting to spread their ideology to the impressionable minds of good, god fearing young Americans.

 

[jbt52]

Unfortunately, it looks like you have a zombie outbreak. Bandanas are usually their signature move.

 

[Dirigible]

Unfortunately, it looks like you have a zombie outbreak. Bandanas are usually their signature move.

True.

And if you see bananas on the street sign, you got zombie monkeys. That's real trouble.

 

[Lithium381]

individuals with red bandanas are likely to mean nothing, but if more than two happen to converge, you're likely to be witnessing a drug deal; dont interfere, you'll get marked as a narc....

 

[Wanescotting]

angry chimps

 

[schneiderguy]

angry chimps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

Like that?

 

[Wanescotting]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

Like that?

Not yet, but if you pay the banana man, you might be okay. Ya see...red bandana = red banana!

 

[CRXican]

That’s word to my flag, and my flag red
I’m out of my head, bitch I’m outta my mind, from the bottom I climb
You ain’t hotter than mine, nope, not on my time and I’m not even trying
Whats poppin’ slime? Nothin’ five, and if they trippin’ fuck ‘em five
I ain’t got no time to shuck and jive, these niggas as sweet as pumpkin pie
Ciroc and Sprite on a private flight, bitch I been tight since Guiding Light
And my pockets right, and my diamonds white
And my mommas nice and my daddy’s dead
You faggots scared cause I’m too wild, been here for a while
I was like fuck trial I puts it down
I’m so Young Money, if you got eyes look at me now, bitch

 

[CRXican]

Blood gang bitch, big B’s, Boston Bruins
I could do this shit, eyes closed, nothin’ to it
Bullets fuck your body up
They ain’t even tryna view it
I go tough, I go stupid
Murk your pussy ass and
Everyone you in cahoots with

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Tie your Converses together and throw them over the sign.

 

[Sluggo]

I had always heard it was the universal symbol for "fresh fish" in the neighborhood.

Are there any narcissistic morons that have recently moved into your area?

 

[The Stigenator]

sounds like you got a infestation of the 'bloods'.. better go find some 'crips'..

 

[Sinsear]

Pics of 2 Asian sisters?

 

[schneiderguy]

Pics of 2 Asian sisters?

Google "Asian girl", they all look the same :sneaky:

 

[Slew Foot]

Didnt you used to be in San Ramon? A red bandana in SJ vs SR are two completely different things.


<--- Lives in SJ, works in SR

 

[schneiderguy]

Didnt you used to be in San Ramon? A red bandana in SJ vs SR are two completely different things.


<--- Lives in SJ, works in SR

Yeah I just moved to San Jose last weekend and I saw the red bandana on a street sign a couple of blocks from my apartment.