Does anybody have a deer problem at work?

[DrPizza]

IIRC, gun hunting is illegal in your neck of the woods, but I think that bowhunting is legal. If your company will do all the leg work, getting the appropriate permits from the DEC, etc., I'll be happy to drive down with my bow and a lot of arrows. I'll be happy to humanely (a well placed shot is humane) take out a bunch of deer for you... $50 each, plus costs (put me up in a cheap Motel 6 or something for a week, and buy me a pizza a day.) I'm available in July and August. Oh, one other thing - you've gotta provide a place for me to plug in a chest freezer while I'm down there. I'll donate most of the venison to local food pantries, but I get the loins and tenderloins.

 

[dingnecros]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
IIRC, gun hunting is illegal in your neck of the woods, but I think that bowhunting is legal. If your company will do all the leg work, getting the appropriate permits from the DEC, etc., I'll be happy to drive down with my bow and a lot of arrows. I'll be happy to humanely (a well placed shot is humane) take out a bunch of deer for you... $50 each, plus costs (put me up in a cheap Motel 6 or something for a week, and buy me a pizza a day.) I'm available in July and August. Oh, one other thing - you've gotta provide a place for me to plug in a chest freezer while I'm down there. I'll donate most of the venison to local food pantries, but I get the loins and tenderloins.

They are considering sharpshooters so if they go that way I will surely give you a shout...

 

[Mr Pickles]

I've never had an issue. My mower starts up just fine and the weed wacker is running stronger than ever.

 

[keird]

You need some ticks for the deer. Drop them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[nobody554]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
not a problem for the ol' .300 savage

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[mugs]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Buy a couple lions and let them loose.

But won't the lions start attacking people once the deer are gone?

Then you buy some bears to fight off the lions

 

[nageov3t]

we had a goose problem, but we got rid of it with wolves.

 

[Liet]

I demand that you hire DrPizza, so that we can get some great ATOT photos of dead deer arranged in humorous positions holding "OMGSNORGLE" signs, and a few of them should probably be wearing women's jeans.

 

[dingnecros]

Originally posted by: loki8481
we had a goose problem, but we got rid of it with wolves.

Canadian geese is another big problem we have.... goddam canadians dont know how to follow road rules and dont even get me started on their toilet etiquette