Does anybody have a deer problem at work?

[dingnecros]

Ok so my workplace has a deer problem. And they are asking for what steps to take? I am one of the a randomly selected person that will give input.

So give me ur suggestions ATOT what should be done with them deers.

No I am not a PETA/SPCA member or a vegan.

 

[compuwiz1]

Two legged or four legged?

I can deal with the two legged kind, no problem, for the four legged ones, you'll have to ask the experts.

 

[funkymatt]

Yell "they're comin right for us" and then shoot them?

Wait, i think you need to call it "thinning the population" now...

 

[zerocool84]

Buy a couple lions and let them loose.

 

[Kirby]

.30-06

 

[dingnecros]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Two legged or four legged?

I can deal with the two legged kind, no problem, for the four legged ones, you'll have to ask the experts.

last I checked most were 4 legged. saw some 3 legged ones too. How do u deal with the 2 legged ones ?

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: dingnecros

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Two legged or four legged?

I can deal with the two legged kind, no problem, for the four legged ones, you'll have to ask the experts.

last I checked most were 4 legged. saw some 3 legged ones too. How do u deal with the 2 legged ones ?

Tell them to get back in the kitchen.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: dingnecros
Ok so my workplace has a deer problem. And they are asking for what steps to take? I am one of the a randomly selected person that will give input.

So give me ur suggestions ATOT what should be done with them deers.

No I am not a PETA/SPCA member or a vegan.

We have a goose problem here, unfortunately, I don't think we can do anything about it, being in the city. Damn flying rats.

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: dingnecros

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Two legged or four legged?

I can deal with the two legged kind, no problem, for the four legged ones, you'll have to ask the experts.

last I checked most were 4 legged. saw some 3 legged ones too. How do u deal with the 2 legged ones ?

Tell them to get back in the kitchen.

:laugh:

 

[KeithTalent]

I have a "dear' problem, as in all of the middle-aged ladies that feel the need to call me "dear". I'm not 12 years old FFS.

KT

 

[dingnecros]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Buy a couple lions and let them loose.

Man I better get my car reinforced if I make that suggestion. I am told that long time back - as in 20-30 years ago they had a Bear problem :shocked:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Buy a couple lions and let them loose.

But won't the lions start attacking people once the deer are gone?

 

[skyking]

geese, deer, whatever. Somebody has the right kind of dog to run them off. That person's dog gets to come to work!

 

[Jeeebus]

nuke... meet orbit.

 

[joesmoke]

not a problem for the ol' .300 savage

 

[BrownTown]

Yeah, there are alot of deer where I work, but its not really a huge problem, although several people have hit deer driving to work which can cause considerable damage.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Buy a couple lions and let them loose.

But won't the lions start attacking people once the deer are gone?

Then that's when you release the rhinos to take care of the lions.

 

[HannibalX]

.444 Marlin.

 

[AreaCode7O7]

Cat smell (hair and pee) keeps deers away. So do extremely tall pointy fences.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Albino Twin Deers

 

[Crono]

I live in an area with a deer problem. They are in my yard all the time. Fences higher than they can jump, like 8 feet high, are the only things that will work for sure. Everything else (save unleashing a predator) probably won't work.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: dingnecros

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Buy a couple lions and let them loose.

Man I better get my car reinforced if I make that suggestion. I am told that long time back - as in 20-30 years ago they had a Bear problem :shocked:

If we're dealing with two legged deer, I think I could handle a bare problem, if you know what I mean.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Albino Twin Deers

Where da white wimin at?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Albino Twin Deers

Where da white wimin at?

Dey bee a mith yo.

 

[jlee]

They keep getting hit by cars...other than that, nope.