Red Squirrel
No Lifer
The Creation, New Generation Z translation:
In the beginning, there was like, nothing, nada, zilch, just darkness, fam. And God was like, "Let there be light," and BOOM, it lit up, hella lit, ya know?
God was vibing, separating the light from the darkness, calling it day and night. It was mad dope, no cap.
Then God said, "Let there be, like, a sky in the midst of this water stuff," and it happened, and he was, like, "This sky is lit!"
Next, God was all about the water and the land. He said, "Let the waters gather and the dry land pop up." The water was like, "Say no more, fam," and the land was flexing its geography game.
God made all kinds of plants and trees, saying, "Let them grow and be fleeky," and it was good, like, eco-friendly good.
Then came the sun and the moon, God said, "You guys are gonna be lit and light up the day and night." They were like, "Bet, we got this."
God created the animals, big and small, and the sea creatures. He was like, "You all be wild and multiply, and it's gonna be a zoo out here!"
Finally, God created humans, male and female, and was like, "Y'all are gonna rule the earth, it's gonna be lit." 🌍✨🙏