Does anyone else have a nice butt?

[schneiderguy]

I've received two compliments in the last week about the size/shape of my butt (both from guys, but they both looked like butt connoisseurs).

Looking at in the mirror, I realized that it's nicer than most girl butts. Hopefully I never end up in prison D:

 

[MongGrel]

I used to hear that a lot.

Fortunately, it was always from women in my case.

 

[Jodell88]

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4

 

[Jeffg010]

http://hellogiggles.com/sir-mix-a-lot-blake-lively-baby-got-back-controversy/

 

[DrPizza]

When I was in my early 20's, and biking very regularly, there was a gaggle of high school girls who had nicknamed me C.A. My wife was pregnant with our first son, and found out about C.A. She put a stop to it.

 

[Imp]

No, my ass hurts right now because I sit on a chair that's had its foam cushion compressed down to the steel frame.

 

[brianmanahan]

heck no, i'm pretty sure my butt is huge and gross

(and i poop from there)

 

[shortylickens]

Have?

No.

Stare at when I go to the local watering hole?

Yes.

 

[Sonikku]

I've received two compliments in the last week about the size/shape of my butt (both from guys, but they both looked like butt connoisseurs).

Looking at in the mirror, I realized that it's nicer than most girl butts. Hopefully I never end up in prison D:

You and me both. :thumbsup:

 

[Ruptga]

My ass is both shapely and firm.

 

[waffleironhead]

Pics?

 

[PottedMeat]

Looking at in the mirror, I realized that it's nicer than most girl butts.

RIP schneiderguy

'narcissus, buttocks only'

 

[schneiderguy]

Pics?

ygpm

 

[Leyawiin]

Nope - have a flat white boy butt.

 

[skyking]

Nope - have a flat white boy butt.

Pants fly off. That's my biggest complaint, I wish I had enough ass to hang pants on.

 

[Balt]

Pants fly off. That's my biggest complaint, I wish I had enough ass to hang pants on.

Squats, brah. You need to get your swole on.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Mine is kinda big, I started working out so might be able to tone that butt a bit.

 

[Howard]

Yes

 

[BudAshes]

I think I think you just figured out a way to raise enough money to spruce things up around here and add some rich mahogany backgrounds.

Who ever bids the highest gets to put it in Schneider guys butt. Women can use a pre-selected assortment of items to be revealed later. Winner just paypal to my email. I'll arrange the travel if it goes over 1000.

Bidding starts at 1 penny.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Rugby butt

 

[zinfamous]

I've been told that my undies are dead sexy. Girls, though.

I'll start getting opinions from dudes and get back to you.

 

[1sikbITCH]

Chicks always liked my butt. I do like a nice firm ass on a female but gasping for air with your face smothered between some plump titties is where it's at.

 

[NAC4EV]

Get old.... lose your ass.
Cock gets shorter and balls hang lower.

 

[Naer]

I have a nice gut

 

[vi edit]

I am Irish. I have no butt.