What's funny is that you're apparently old enough to be a father but still haven't figured out that saying something doesn't make it true. I'm not going to say that nobody likes you, but, uhm, I can't think of anyone that likes you. The only time anyone that isn't a bait-chomping noob gives you any serious thought is when they wonder why the hell the various administrations have let you stay here while so many other equally well-known and less hated posters have gotten banned, as I'm doing publicly right now.
All I've been able to come up with is that you're our village idiot, the living antithesis of our virtues that we can all point to and say "now little nooby, you see Ä over there? Don't be that guy." As such, I don't have to explains shit to you, now do us all a favor and fuck off without butting into any more discussions.