We clearly need a state sponsored National Sex Service.
My reasoning is that such an institution could get those socially awkward nerds away from their pseudo libertarian Ayn Rand nonsense and pull them into the loving arms of benevolent sexual socialism. I predict at least 85% reduction in school shootings and a much more relaxed and satisfied society.
People wouldn't become bankers and ruin economies if they were guaranteed to get the blow without the greed and the ruin. No more trickle down economy, social injustice and violence. I'm absolutely positive that people would give a fsck if they saw that society as a whole shows that it gives a fsck.
We could achieve a lot, if we put our resources to it. And if our people didn't have all that accumulated sexual frustration turned into aggression, we wouldn't have to go to war, either. Which would free up more resources. Just imagine the mind-blowing amount of sexual satisfaction that the price of a single F-22 Raptor could buy. Howitzers to harlots, I say!
My reasoning is that such an institution could get those socially awkward nerds away from their pseudo libertarian Ayn Rand nonsense and pull them into the loving arms of benevolent sexual socialism. I predict at least 85% reduction in school shootings and a much more relaxed and satisfied society.
People wouldn't become bankers and ruin economies if they were guaranteed to get the blow without the greed and the ruin. No more trickle down economy, social injustice and violence. I'm absolutely positive that people would give a fsck if they saw that society as a whole shows that it gives a fsck.
We could achieve a lot, if we put our resources to it. And if our people didn't have all that accumulated sexual frustration turned into aggression, we wouldn't have to go to war, either. Which would free up more resources. Just imagine the mind-blowing amount of sexual satisfaction that the price of a single F-22 Raptor could buy. Howitzers to harlots, I say!