- Oct 2, 2004
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...to want to punt, like a football, the midget walking next to you? I mean, we're friends, but it's just so damn tempting.
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
No, it makes you normal. Midgets are just so... puntable.
Originally posted by: PingSpike
This thread reminds me of the dwarf that went to my college and rode around in a large bizarre red motorized wheel chair. (couldn't walk I guess?)
My friend nearly forced me to die of laughter when he refered to her as "The Nugget" who rode around in her "Red Chariot". After putting two and two together I laughed again when I realized the nugget was a reference to the fact that she looked sort of like a giant chicken mcnugget sticking out of the red box mcdonalds distributes them in.
It was 100% wrong. But 100% couldn't help laughing.
Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
He's probably posting "would it be evil to tag this guy's crotch with a right cross?"
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I wouldn't wallow in my midgetry, I would embrace it, and shove it in your face.
Originally posted by: meltdown75
You can come here, where our city council was up in arms about the "midget tossing" contests being offered at a local strip club! No sh!t!! It was a midget in a velcro suit, and you get to whip him at a wall.
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Originally posted by: meltdown75
You can come here, where our city council was up in arms about the "midget tossing" contests being offered at a local strip club! No sh!t!! It was a midget in a velcro suit, and you get to whip him at a wall.
I remember when this first started hitting the news and the PC jerkoffs got it banned in a lot of places the midgets were PISSED. Apparently they made pretty good bank off it, and when they couldn't do that anymore their employment opportunities were somewhat limited.
Originally posted by: gabemcg
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
No, it makes you normal. Midgets are just so... puntable.
lmao
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
He said I could punt him if, in return, he could sleep with my fiancee. I hate to say it, but I'm seriously considering his offer.