Does it make you evil...

[SacrosanctFiend]

...to want to punt, like a football, the midget walking next to you? I mean, we're friends, but it's just so damn tempting.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Kick him and report back.

 

[Wallydraigle]

No, it makes you normal. Midgets are just so... puntable.

 

[mrCide]

i did that just earlier this morning.

 

[gabemcg]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
No, it makes you normal. Midgets are just so... puntable.

lmao

 

[Shawn]

pics?

 

[JonnyStarks]

I would say the temptation is greater to grab them by the legs and throw them hammer-style

 

[Jamie571]

something tells me they would go far

after you punt them that is

 

[PingSpike]

This thread reminds me of the dwarf that went to my college and rode around in a large bizarre red motorized wheel chair. (couldn't walk I guess?)

My friend nearly forced me to die of laughter when he refered to her as "The Nugget" who rode around in her "Red Chariot". After putting two and two together I laughed again when I realized the nugget was a reference to the fact that she looked sort of like a giant chicken mcnugget sticking out of the red box mcdonalds distributes them in.

It was 100% wrong. But 100% couldn't help laughing.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
This thread reminds me of the dwarf that went to my college and rode around in a large bizarre red motorized wheel chair. (couldn't walk I guess?)

My friend nearly forced me to die of laughter when he refered to her as "The Nugget" who rode around in her "Red Chariot". After putting two and two together I laughed again when I realized the nugget was a reference to the fact that she looked sort of like a giant chicken mcnugget sticking out of the red box mcdonalds distributes them in.

It was 100% wrong. But 100% couldn't help laughing.

LMAO! If I was a midget I would sooo drive around in one of those tiny little BMWs with the door on the front like Urkel had. That would be sweet. I wouldn't wallow in my midgetry, I would embrace it, and shove it in your face.

 

[Biggerhammer]

He's probably posting "would it be evil to tag this guy's crotch with a right cross?"

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
He's probably posting "would it be evil to tag this guy's crotch with a right cross?"

I'm sure the parody thread will be posted any minute now.

 

[djNickb]

[southpark]kick the baby[/southpark]

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: Shawn
pics?

pics of punting midget:thumbsup:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I wouldn't wallow in my midgetry, I would embrace it, and shove it in your face.

Damned right. I'd put on a helmet, go get tossed, and make huge money.

- M4H

 

[meltdown75]

You can come here, where our city council was up in arms about the "midget tossing" contests being offered at a local strip club! No sh!t!! It was a midget in a velcro suit, and you get to whip him at a wall.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: meltdown75


You can come here, where our city council was up in arms about the "midget tossing" contests being offered at a local strip club! No sh!t!! It was a midget in a velcro suit, and you get to whip him at a wall.

I remember when this first started hitting the news and the PC jerkoffs got it banned in a lot of places the midgets were PISSED. Apparently they made pretty good bank off it, and when they couldn't do that anymore their employment opportunities were somewhat limited.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle

Originally posted by: meltdown75


You can come here, where our city council was up in arms about the "midget tossing" contests being offered at a local strip club! No sh!t!! It was a midget in a velcro suit, and you get to whip him at a wall.

I remember when this first started hitting the news and the PC jerkoffs got it banned in a lot of places the midgets were PISSED. Apparently they made pretty good bank off it, and when they couldn't do that anymore their employment opportunities were somewhat limited.

I say bravo to the liberal midgets!! If they wanna be tossed, TOSS EM!!

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

He said I could punt him if, in return, he could sleep with my fiancee. I hate to say it, but I'm seriously considering his offer.

 

[icejunkie]

Originally posted by: gabemcg

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
No, it makes you normal. Midgets are just so... puntable.

lmao

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
He said I could punt him if, in return, he could sleep with my fiancee. I hate to say it, but I'm seriously considering his offer.

Do it and report back on your findings. You've gotta take one for team here.