waggy
No Lifer
- Dec 14, 2000
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Men don't wear pants
i like that idea. except i got in a wee bit of trouble when i picked my daughter up from school...
Men don't wear pants
They do. 505 is a 501 with a zipper instead of button fly.
Thanks. Where can I try these? It used to be that you could just buy clothes sight unseen. But now you have to worry about their "fit".
Yeah, the cs mentioned something about them changing the styles. But he also said they changed it back and I may have gotten one of the older ones. Either way, these pants are too freaking tight. My wife says she can see the outline of my cock and my balls are saying "We're dying over here."
Other people have mentioned brands I've never even heard off. Are they like the hundred dollar jeans people were complaining about here last year?
So, here's a question. I was looking at some of the size guides, and they suggest measuring your waist to determine your jeans size. So, I wear a 34, so my waist should measure 34 according to several guides.
Nope. My waist (pretty much anywhere in the hip / waist area) measures more like 40. But, if I bought size 40 pants I'd be swimming in them. Am I measuring wrong (wrapping a measuring tape around me somewhat loosely), or are their guides just off? I mean, with some brands 34s can be a little tight, but others are dead on. Some are even a bit loose.
Levi has turned to shit. 560, which use to be quite baggy, are now jean tights - jeggings I guess? It's disgusting.
In fact, most jean companies have turned to shit.
Unfortunately, I have women's hips. My waste is a 34, but my hips are about a 36. So, I have to go with a 36, which means that the belt line is usually loose.
That's my problem. But it's further complicated by a genetic condition known as the "Irish No-Ass Syndrome" where I have no ass to speak of to help hold up the waist line.
i blame the gay agenda for making jeans so tight.