Does the plane take off?

[Locut0s]

Plane on a treadmill. The treadmill is set so that it runs in the opposite direction of the plane at exactly the same speed the plane is trying to move forward. This plane is special though. It can only take off into a headwind of at most 1mph. It's facing a headwind of 0.9999999...mph. While taxiing onto the runway a passenger complains of the heat and tries to open up the air conditioning nozzle above him only to be shocked when a mouse jumps out. The right tire is inflated to sidewall pressure, but the left tire is not. The plane is caring a cargo of Diesel Jeans, alternator sized bulk beef, and Froot Loops, along with the regular passenger baggage.

Does the plane take off?

 

[destrekor]

 

[dighn]

what is this i dont even

 

[SSSnail]

The plane will forever be a virgin.

 

[So]

The question is, does the plane accidentally blow a tranny before liftoff?

 

[Sluggo]

The plane will forever be a virgin.

And be forever enabled by the parents. D:

 

[Locut0s]

The question is, does the plane accidentally blow a tranny before liftoff?

The plane's father blew the tranny.

 

[SlickSnake]

I need to know what the stewardeses are wearing, first.

 

[Locut0s]

I need to know what the stewardeses are wearing, first.

Nothing. But 1/2 of them require eye bleach to look at so it's a double edge sword D:

 

[RavenSEAL]

 

[So]

The plane's father blew the tranny.

In that case it's purely a matter of taking the butter factor into account.

 

[SlickSnake]

Orange tan in a spray can is not a good look for him, and the Ronco spray on hair looks like the can exploded on his head.

Wasn't this guy on some ancient aliens show? He really lends a lot of credibility to the topic, you know?

 

[Locut0s]

Orange tan in a spray can is not a good look for him, and the Ronco spray on hair looks like the can exploded on his head.

Wasn't this guy on some ancient aliens show? He really lends a lot of credibility to the topic, you know?

Because the topic of ancient alien visitations CAN be lent a lot of credibility.

 

[SlickSnake]

Nothing. But 1/2 of them require eye bleach to look at so it's a double edge sword D:

Is Alec Baldwin locked in the bathroom playing with himself?

 

[manlymatt83]

Simply amazing

 

[Printer Bandit]

Orange tan in a spray can is not a good look for him, and the Ronco spray on hair looks like the can exploded on his head.

Wasn't this guy on some ancient aliens show? He really lends a lot of credibility to the topic, you know?

http://www.ancientchronicles.com/content/giorgio-tsoukalos-joe-rogan-podcast

 

[DominionSeraph]

 

[l0cke]

Are they serving cheesepie on this plane?

 

[RbSX]

L0cutus, you spend more time on this fvcking forum than anyone else, probably has to do with the fact that you never leave your house, but how the FUCK do YOU not know this is a repost?

 

[satyajitmenon]

L0cutus, you spend more time on this fvcking forum than anyone else, probably has to do with the fact that you never leave your house, but how the FUCK do YOU not know this is a repost?

Swoosh

 

[RbSX]

Swoosh

Sorry if this is some sort of parody thread, I have something called.. a life. I don't spend my entire day looking for thread content to parody.

 

[sdifox]

should working cool with solution somehow

 

[sdifox]

Sorry if this is some sort of parody thread, I have something called.. a life. I don't spend my entire day looking for thread content to parody.

Didn't read huh?

 

[sandorski]

No. The Plane veers off to the left away from the Headwind and becomes perpendicular to the direction of the Treadmill.

 

[RbSX]

Didn't read huh?

Can't be bothered, it's a l0cutus thread.