Does your daddy have a job that was always impossible to explain when asked at school/kindy?

[dug777]

My old man was an agronomist in the Solomon Islands, managed a strawberry farm in Kenya, has managed Aid programs in the Phillipines, was a District Manager for the WA Ag Department, Sustainable Rural Development Manager, did something that involved going to Cambodia and to conferences everywhere for AusAid, and now works as a consultant for a firm that puts together tenders for Aid work worldwide (doing a lot of stuff in Aceh IIRC)...

Try explaining those kinda jobs when you're five

 

[Platypus]

ln -s dug777 /dev/null

 

[leftyman]

my daddy was in jail

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: dug777
My old man was an agronomist in the Solomon Islands, managed a strawberry farm in Kenya, has managed Aid programs in the Phillipines, was a District Manager for the WA Ag Department, Sustainable Rural Development Manager, did something that involved going to Cambodia and to conferences everywhere for AusAid, and now works as a consultant for a firm that puts together tenders for Aid work worldwide (doing a lot of stuff in Aceh IIRC)...

Try explaining those kinda jobs when you're five

he was really just cheating on your mom in the next town over.

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: dug777
My old man was an agronomist in the Solomon Islands, managed a strawberry farm in Kenya, has managed Aid programs in the Phillipines, was a District Manager for the WA Ag Department, Sustainable Rural Development Manager, did something that involved going to Cambodia and to conferences everywhere for AusAid, and now works as a consultant for a firm that puts together tenders for Aid work worldwide (doing a lot of stuff in Aceh IIRC)...

Try explaining those kinda jobs when you're five

he was really just cheating on your mom in the next town over.

lol

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: dug777
My old man was an agronomist in the Solomon Islands, managed a strawberry farm in Kenya, has managed Aid programs in the Phillipines, was a District Manager for the WA Ag Department, Sustainable Rural Development Manager, did something that involved going to Cambodia and to conferences everywhere for AusAid, and now works as a consultant for a firm that puts together tenders for Aid work worldwide (doing a lot of stuff in Aceh IIRC)...

Try explaining those kinda jobs when you're five

he was really just cheating on your mom in the next town over.

how did i know that was coming :roll:

stfu and troll elsewhere n00b.

 

[George P Burdell]

/waits for sonz70's kid to start posting on ATOT before bumping this thread again

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
/waits for sonz70's kid to start posting on ATOT before bumping this thread again

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[neutralizer]

I actually never had to share what my parents did at school. At least I don't remember, but I don't think I'd embarrassed to say that my dad was a waiter, but maybe later I would difficult to explain to people what a systems engineer did.

 

[rudder]

I had to beat my kindergarten class unconcious after I told them my dad worked for the CIA. The teacher put up quite a fight, but eventually she succumbed.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: dug777
My old man was an agronomist in the Solomon Islands, managed a strawberry farm in Kenya, has managed Aid programs in the Phillipines, was a District Manager for the WA Ag Department, Sustainable Rural Development Manager, did something that involved going to Cambodia and to conferences everywhere for AusAid, and now works as a consultant for a firm that puts together tenders for Aid work worldwide (doing a lot of stuff in Aceh IIRC)...

Try explaining those kinda jobs when you're five

he was really just cheating on your mom in the next town over.

how did i know that was coming :roll:

stfu and troll elsewhere n00b.

where does daddy keep the juice that makes him hit mommy?

edit: My dad was a mechanic so I never had that problem. Although I used to go to this poor school so I'd always say my parents had no jobs or money so the other kids wouldn't feel bad

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: dug777
My old man was an agronomist in the Solomon Islands, managed a strawberry farm in Kenya, has managed Aid programs in the Phillipines, was a District Manager for the WA Ag Department, Sustainable Rural Development Manager, did something that involved going to Cambodia and to conferences everywhere for AusAid, and now works as a consultant for a firm that puts together tenders for Aid work worldwide (doing a lot of stuff in Aceh IIRC)...

Try explaining those kinda jobs when you're five

he was really just cheating on your mom in the next town over.

how did i know that was coming :roll:

stfu and troll elsewhere n00b.

where does daddy keep the juice that makes him hit mommy?

i'm glad to see you're making it clear to us all that you're a troll

Get lost much?

 

[MrKneecap]

My teacher would look at me funny when I said my mom was DOA at work. (Director of Administration, but all I could remember was DOA)