Dolphin tries to commit suicide

[zoiks]

Either that or it wanted to eat the baby in the audience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=346GwT1Dt24&feature=related

 

[darkxshade]

Wow, the Japanese trying to save a dolphin... well there's something you don't see everyday. :sneaky:

 

[PottedMeat]

"hey i think we should make that wall a little higher... or lower the water a little"
"nah it's fine"

 

[Born2bwire]

I find it interesting that the other dolphins went over to watch. You just know one of them egged that other on. "Come on Jerry! Jump Jerry!"

 

[swanysto]

It looked like he got cocky from the cheers he got on that trick so he tried to do it again and failed. Looks like he might be an appetizer at Pei Wei now.

 

[0roo0roo]

that or its a dumbass dolphin.

 

[darkxshade]

1st ever Darphin award?

 

[Dubb]

can dolphins see color? I was wondering if it thought the blue mat was more water

 

[KK]

thanks ted

 

[AstroManLuca]

awesome camera work

 

[SlitheryDee]

That sucks. That dolphin is probably messed up mentally from a life in captivity and constant prodding to teach it tricks and stuff. We do pretty terrible things to animals for our own amusement.

The flip side of that is that no one would give a shit about dolphins if they weren't on display at seaworlds or the equivalents around the globe and trained to act in movies and television shows. We wouldn't know how awesome they are and there would be much less outrage over them being harmed in the wild. These few dolphins make a great sacrifice for the rest of their species by endearing themselves to the most bloodthirsty, violent, and dangerous species on the planet.

 

[Tobolo]

That was awesome.

 

[TwinsenTacquito]

I heard they're almost as smart as dogs. Soooo... I'm guessing it wasn't suicide but something far simpler.

 

[zoiks]

I heard they're almost as smart as dogs. Soooo... I'm guessing it wasn't suicide but something far simpler.

You mean like eating a baby in the audience?

 

[PottedMeat]

You mean like eating a baby in the audience?

Babies of all kinds are known across the animal kingdom for their tastiness, so you're probably right.

 

[God Mode]

Something the baby said that clicked with the dolphin language. Baby: your mother is the droppings from a trout. Dolphin: FUUUU

 

[Gooberlx2]

That's some positive punishment right there.

Dolphin: "I wanna see what's over this walAAUGHHH!"
*SPLAT!!*
Dolphin: "ow! fuck me! ow! this was a terrible idea!"

 

[dr150]

It's just a curious dolphin checking out the other side out of curiosity.

Dolphins are intelligent and naturally curious....

 

[Lean L]

Lol at other dolphins looking at him. How was this a sui attempt? Dolphins are mammals.

 

[Glitchny]

Lol at other dolphins looking at him. How was this a sui attempt? Dolphins are mammals.

yea this is the best part, the other two are just staring through the glass watching. Maybe it's like Jurassic Park and they are simply testing for weaknesses so they know the best route to take when the time comes.

 

[F1N3ST]

Fuck you dolphin!

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Fuck you whale!

 

[Udgnim]

yea this is the best part, the other two are just staring through the glass watching. Maybe it's like Jurassic Park and they are simply testing for weaknesses so they know the best route to take when the time comes.

I like how you think

 

[Kadarin]

awesome camera work

No kidding. Was a 5 year old filming this?

 

[Possessed Freak]

Where is Fonzie, he could have jumped this dolphin...