- Jul 13, 2005
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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
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or it could be this way---
Saudi ATC: "Tower to Dallas Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Dallas Air: "Thank you Saudi ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
runway 9R -Jesus be Praised !!"
Saudi ATC "Tower to British Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."
British Air: "Thank you Saudi ATC. We are cleared to land on
runway 9R. -Jesus Saves !!"
Pause: Static.............
British Air: "Saudi ATC! Saudi ATC!!!"
Saudi ATC: "Go ahead British Air 911?"
Dallas Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!
Saudi ATC: Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell Jesus "hey" for us -- ya hear?
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
***********************************************************
or it could be this way---
Saudi ATC: "Tower to Dallas Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Dallas Air: "Thank you Saudi ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
runway 9R -Jesus be Praised !!"
Saudi ATC "Tower to British Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."
British Air: "Thank you Saudi ATC. We are cleared to land on
runway 9R. -Jesus Saves !!"
Pause: Static.............
British Air: "Saudi ATC! Saudi ATC!!!"
Saudi ATC: "Go ahead British Air 911?"
Dallas Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!
Saudi ATC: Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell Jesus "hey" for us -- ya hear?