Don`t mess with texas

[JEDIYoda]

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
***********************************************************
or it could be this way---

Saudi ATC: "Tower to Dallas Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."

Dallas Air: "Thank you Saudi ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
runway 9R -Jesus be Praised !!"

Saudi ATC "Tower to British Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

British Air: "Thank you Saudi ATC. We are cleared to land on
runway 9R. -Jesus Saves !!"

Pause: Static.............

British Air: "Saudi ATC! Saudi ATC!!!"

Saudi ATC: "Go ahead British Air 911?"

Dallas Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!

Saudi ATC: Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell Jesus "hey" for us -- ya hear?

 

[Raduque]

it's funny, but for some reason, I didn't laugh.......

 

[iwearnosox]

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Was that supposed to mean anything?

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

Somehow I doubt that even 90% of Muslims in Saudi Arabia or Iran are "cool people".

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: Raduque
it's funny, but for some reason, I didn't laugh.......

just seems to be reaching to make a punchline.....

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Raduque
it's funny, but for some reason, I didn't laugh.......

You didn't laugh because you're not a racist redneck.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
You didn't laugh because you're not a racist redneck.

I'm a racist redneck but didn't find it funny either.

 

[FP]

-75/100000000000

Lame post. Even lamer attempt at a joke.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

 

[JM Aggie08]

That's how we do.

 

[DAGTA]

Mountains of RC Cola were consumed during the creation of that 'joke'.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

Stupid fvcking flyover state uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking squirrel eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
You didn't laugh because you're not a racist redneck.

I'm a racist redneck but didn't find it funny either.

same here.......at leat by atot standards.....

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Stupid fvcking flyover uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking bunny eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

lol

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

Stupid fvcking flyover state uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking squirrel eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

hey...say what you will......................

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

Stupid fvcking flyover state uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking squirrel eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

:laugh:

NOW this thread is funny! :thumbsup:

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

Stupid fvcking flyover state uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking squirrel eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

hey...say what you will......................

I say you're a racist douche and have no place here. What say you?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
:laugh:

NOW this thread is funny! :thumbsup:

He ruined it by mentioning Skoal. Everyone knows that Copenhagen is superior.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: DAGTA
:laugh:

NOW this thread is funny! :thumbsup:

He ruined it by mentioning Skoal. Everyone knows that Copenhagen is superior.

Definately..fine cut though...not that long cut sh!t

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

Stupid fvcking flyover state uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking squirrel eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

hey...say what you will......................

I say you're a racist douche and have no place here. What say you?

Since when is muslim a race you fvcking retard or did you think I was speaking of Arabs.....ooooops...that is not a fvcking race either idiot.......

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: RCN
Definately..fine cut though...not that long cut sh!t

:thumbsup:

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

Stupid fvcking flyover state uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking squirrel eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

:laugh:

NOW this thread is funny! :thumbsup:

Way funnier then the original joke! :beer:

 

[JM Aggie08]

MUSLIM IS A RELIGION YOU UNEDUCATED ******.

 

[neutralizer]

Yeah... that just wasn't funny.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Honestly you're a douchebag for posting that. 99.99999999% of muslims are cool people, don't spread the hate.

I'll have to call BS on that .....they would just assume see you die as mucch as a 'terrorist'....they just don't want to do it...............aaaahhhh but that is another thread

Stupid fvcking flyover state uneducated skoal chewing sister fvcking squirrel eating redneck. How's that?

You're ignorant beyond words, I hope a prius short circuits and flies into your living room while you're watching American Idol reruns and pins you between your bowling trophy and your cousin that you conveniently call "wife" nowadays.

hey...say what you will......................

I say you're a racist douche and have no place here. What say you?

Since when is muslim a race you fvcking retard or did you think I was speaking of Arabs.....ooooops...that is not a fvcking race either idiot.......

Gear up for a vacation, Forrest.

Things to do on vacation:

Paint the dog.
Inbreed.
Make more furniture out of beer cans.
Check the door for Ed mcMahon.
Vote for your favorite American Idol even though it's over.
Spank the dog even though it was your fart.
Compliment the wife for losing enough weight for the scale to finally get a reading.
Call Richard Simmons and thank him for talking to your wife.
Punch the neighbor for disconnecting your illegal cable.
Pick up your welfare check.
Wish you had a hemi.
Polish your trailer.
Insert M4H here.