Tan the Conman - "My Campaign for President was conclusively spied on. Nothing like this has ever happened in American Politics. A really bad situation. TREASON means long jail sentences, and this was TREASON!"
So...The President of the United States is calling for the jailing of his own justice department officials on treason charges for executing a legal intelligence investigation?!..lol
Cheeto in charge - "Will Jerry Nadler ever look into the fact that Crooked Hillary deleted and acid washed 33,000 emails AFTER getting a most powerful demand notice for them from Congress?"
For some reason, he turned "bleachbit" into "acid washing". I'd bet money that he thinks this means literally pouring acid on the computer.