Donald Trump 2019

[Jhhnn]

Gaetz looked like he was leading a room full of martyrs for the cause to divert from Trump. Schiff/Pelosi may elect to do nothing but guard the doors, perhaps having a portal that requires a door be opened by someone answering to the Sgt at Arms. Gatecrashers can then hold their breath and turn blue. If it comes to it, security can surround witnesses for protection and wouldn't that be a fine picture of Gaetz assaulting them, which would of course not be a protected approach and in fact a crime. Arrest? No, because that's what's wanted, a shitshow, but if wages and income are garnished to pay a hefty fine and a lawsuit in civil court against the assailants would be entertaining.

I'm confident that a couple of Capitol Police with K9's would tighten those boys right up.

 

[esquared]

Trump: ‘We’re Building a Wall in Colorado, a Big One’

Trump: ‘We’re Building a Wall in Colorado, a Big One’

Basic geography strikes again.

nymag.com

"“We’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico. And we’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works. You can’t get over you can’t get under. And we’re building a wall in Texas.” "

effing dumbass

 

[VRAMdemon]

Trump: ‘We’re Building a Wall in Colorado, a Big One’

Trump: ‘We’re Building a Wall in Colorado, a Big One’

Basic geography strikes again.

nymag.com

"“We’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico. And we’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works. You can’t get over you can’t get under. And we’re building a wall in Texas.” "

effing dumbass

Hard to translate this one...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1187222295556874241

It looks like the second half of a tweet he forgot to send the first part of, and as usual, he's calling back on "that was a joke" as he often does when he says something batshit crazy (e.g. "I'm the chosen one"), and hoping his followers don't stop to think about how nobody laughed, he wasn't smiling, and the fact that he doesn't appear to even understand the concept of humor.

I love how every time Trump says something unbelievably stupid or ignorant, the go-to defense on Twitter from his followers is still that he's a master string-puller who deliberately fucked up just to rile up the libs and the press. If, say he have a stroke on live TV, it'll be "President Trump made his brains leak out of his nostrils and the fake news media lost their MINDS! MAGA2020

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Wrong thread.

 

[ElFenix]

i'd rather he spent all his time printing out tweets, signing them, and mailing them to people, but, OMG HE ACTUALLY PRINTS OUT TWEETS, SIGNS THEM, AND MAILS THEM TO PEOPLE!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1187105545997602816

 

[ElFenix]

is there a bigger snowflake on the planet?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1187419936949506048

 

[pmv]

Trump: ‘We’re Building a Wall in Colorado, a Big One’

Trump: ‘We’re Building a Wall in Colorado, a Big One’

Basic geography strikes again.

nymag.com

"“We’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico. And we’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works. You can’t get over you can’t get under. And we’re building a wall in Texas.” "

effing dumbass

Colorado and New Mexico were both 'blue' in the last election, so I guess this remark is an indication that the wall has a larger purpose than what has been so far admitted, and will be routed like so:

 

[IronWing]

Two walls between me and Texas? I like this plan. We'll need a chile launcher though.

 

[esquared]

is there a bigger snowflake on the planet?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1187419936949506048

Ha ha ha ha.
Thin-skinned dumb ass.

 

[Fenixgoon]

is there a bigger snowflake on the planet?

I really hope they tell him to get fvcked. I wonder if this would be considered a 1A issue. Sure the agencies can stop subscriptions (and I suspect this is what the order really is) but POTUS has no authority over civilians personal purchases.

Also, lol snowflake

 

[ElFenix]

He's a 5 year old

https://twitter.com/x/status/1188850444338118663

 

[Fanatical Meat]

He's a 5 year old

https://twitter.com/x/status/1188850444338118663

He really looks at things and speaks or acts on them like I did when I was 8-13ish.
The simple facts, zero planning, believing foolish stuff like coating bullets in pigs blood is a solution.

 

[esquared]

So did the cheeto actually say this?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1188454867167256579

"Trump also referred to himself in the third person while acknowledging the technical proficiency of IS terrorists:
"These people are very smart, very technically brilliant. They use the internet better than anyone else in the world,
perhaps, except Donald Trump.”"

The lard ass uses the internet better than anybody?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Grifters gonna grift.

Watchdog: Rates at Trump hotel nearly three times higher for Republican retreat

Rates for rooms at President Trump’s hotel in Washington, D.C., are nearly three times higher than usual on the night of a Republican Senate retreat that will be hosted at the property, accord…

thehill.com

 

[Jhhnn]

Grifters gonna grift.

Watchdog: Rates at Trump hotel nearly three times higher for Republican retreat

Rates for rooms at President Trump’s hotel in Washington, D.C., are nearly three times higher than usual on the night of a Republican Senate retreat that will be hosted at the property, accord…

thehill.com

Paying tribute to their conqueror...

 

[ElFenix]

creepy:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1188950300662685696

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

The Trump Word for today is "oppidite".

 

[ElFenix]

rolling

https://twitter.com/x/status/1189153270167564288

 

[esquared]

Children were told to ‘build the wall’ at White House Halloween party

Children were told to ‘build the wall’ at White House Halloween party

A Halloween party on Oct. 25 at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building in D.C. featured candy, paper airplanes — and concerning for some attendees — a station where children were encouraged to help “Build the Wall” with their own personalized bricks.

news.yahoo.com

Which WH moron is owning this one?

 

[zzyzxroad]

I don't think trump gets enough credit for pushing crazy conspiracy theories. He had the balls to send his personal lawyer to Ukraine to persue the debunked CrowdStrike nonsense. He had the guts to coerce help for that lawyer from the secretary of state and the Ukrainian government.

He is going down in the history books for being the best conspiracy nut president of all time.

 

[soundforbjt]

Children were told to ‘build the wall’ at White House Halloween party

Children were told to ‘build the wall’ at White House Halloween party

A Halloween party on Oct. 25 at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building in D.C. featured candy, paper airplanes — and concerning for some attendees — a station where children were encouraged to help “Build the Wall” with their own personalized bricks.

news.yahoo.com

Which WH moron is owning this one?

Steven Miller?

 

[zzyzxroad]

Steven Miller?

Isn't he mandated to stay 100 yards from all children?

 

[VRAMdemon]

Trump booed at second sports event in a week, this time at a UFC MMA event [NSFW language].

Liddle Eric is claiming that they were chanting "Donald Trump!" and gave him a "positive reaction"

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status...33489609940994

 

[VRAMdemon]

Lol...Unidentified fan, being interviewed by WTTG told the reporter that “D.C. needed this because Trump” [NSFW language]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1189770384645787648

 

[K1052]

We're back to the weird obsession of "cleaning" forests again...most of which belong to the federal government not the state of CA.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1190995034163892226