Donald Trump 2020

[Fanatical Meat]

holy shit he probably takes 50 minute steamers on the can every night, just raging over this again and again. lol. just imagine how fucking true that is. the fat fuck child bitch. raging that he can't get a single slice of that. (oh, he's going to try and extract from that industry via mafia shit getting into the publishing industry and starting some graft, but that shit will get back to him so fast. ...and he's stupid enough to be doing that right now, tbh.)

he has said he flushes 10-15 times

 

[ElFenix]

the kush's middle east peace plan is getting released:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-set-to-release-long-awaited-mideast-peace-package-seen-as-generous-to-israel/2020/01/28/883e3d50-41d3-11ea-b5fc-eefa848cde99_story.html

this quote struck me:

“I was not elected to do small things or shy away from big problems,” Trump said, standing alongside Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the White House.

like dishwasher and toilet regulations

 

[MomentsofSanity]

the kush's middle east peace plan is getting released:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-set-to-release-long-awaited-mideast-peace-package-seen-as-generous-to-israel/2020/01/28/883e3d50-41d3-11ea-b5fc-eefa848cde99_story.html

this quote struck me:

like dishwasher and toilet regulations

Interesting that a proposal that the Palestinians had absolutely no part in and have already rejected completely is being touted so hard by the indicted Prime Minister and the Impeached President.

 

[ElFenix]

I think 90 minutes is overstating it a bit

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222234706890149889

 

[esquared]

Donald Trump And Ivanka Whine About Scathing Don Lemon Segment

Donald Trump And Ivanka Whine About Scathing Don Lemon Segment

... And their grousing backfires tremendously.

www.yahoo.com

"Damn those meanies. Making fun of me and mike".

Rick Wilson, a Republican strategist, rips donnie two scoops, and the orange man goes after Don Lemon. Calls Lemon, again, the dumbest man on TV"
"Wilson also joked that Pompeo surely “knows deep in his heart that Donald Trump couldn’t find Ukraine on a map if you had the letter ‘U’ and a picture of an actual crane on a map.”

Watch the video, its 7 minutes, but if you just want the hilarity, it starts around 3:00.

 

[K1052]

I think 90 minutes is overstating it a bit

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222234706890149889

Barely made it past lunchtime. LOL.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Interesting that a proposal that the Palestinians had absolutely no part in and have already rejected completely is being touted so hard by the indicted Prime Minister and the Impeached President.

This looks like just something to wave as evidence of work, heading into the election. But it doesn't have any more value than that.

It makes me long for the reasonableness and comparative success of Trump's infrastructure week.

Plus..The Knesset is facing it’s third election in a year. Right now, it couldn’t approve a ham sandwich. Similarly, Netanyahu is looking likely to go away, so any sort of arrangement with them is going to be hypothetical until he's back on firm ground or someone else has replaced him.

 

[IronWing]

Plus..The Knesset is facing it’s third election in a year. Right now, it couldn’t approve a ham sandwich.

I would hope not.

 

[Mai72]

Trump is currently in Wildwood, NJ. My home city.

It's bigly right now guys. Half the people there are drunk. Whose ready for 4 more years? lolz...

 

[IronWing]

Look how unreasonable the Arabs are being, rejecting our good good plan. They just aren’t interested in peace. No reason to stop settlement construction now.

 

[zinfamous]

That face: "When you finally learn to just power through your wet farts....and kinda enjoy it."

 

[kage69]

lol Jordan just said F that

 

[purbeast0]

LOL.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222335747992248322

 

[zinfamous]

LOL.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222335747992248322

lol @ one of the news speaking people giggling at his brain damage.

 

[ElFenix]

bolton's just another one of those best people who has an axe to grind

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222496715422433281

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Looks like Team Trump is literally trying to buy the minority vote.

Trump allies are handing out cash to black voters

Organizers have begun holding events in black communities where they lavish praise on the president while handing out thousands of dollars in giveaways.

www.politico.com

 

[hal2kilo]

he has said he flushes 10-15 times

All that fast food probably makes quite a brick.

 

[UNCjigga]

Looks like Team Trump is literally trying to buy the minority vote.

Trump allies are handing out cash to black voters

Organizers have begun holding events in black communities where they lavish praise on the president while handing out thousands of dollars in giveaways.

www.politico.com

Interesting. Over the past few years, I’ve noticed that many of the Trump followers/trolls/bots on Twitter claim that they are receiving free BitCoin from Trump or the Trump Campaign. Lately these same accounts are sharing a tweet about free BTC from Elon Musk immediately after any other Tweet (I thought it was a sign these accounts were hacked or had some malware creating these spam tweets.) Will grab a screenshot if I can.

 

[fleshconsumed]

Interesting. Over the past few years, I’ve noticed that many of the Trump followers/trolls/bots on Twitter claim that they are receiving free BitCoin from Trump or the Trump Campaign. Lately these same accounts are sharing a tweet about free BTC from Elon Musk immediately after any other Tweet (I thought it was a sign these accounts were hacked or had some malware creating these spam tweets.) Will grab a screenshot if I can.

Those are just scammers preying on innate gullibility of Trump supporters.

 

[ElFenix]

Stolen from the internets:
ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok, we all agree. This is what happened.

REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!

BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...

REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!

BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...

REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.

FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.

REPUBLICANS: What? Why?

FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.

REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!

FLYNN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!

KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he?

MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me.

REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.

PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...

REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?

PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!

PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into...

TRUMP: I don’t know him.

PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.

REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??

PARNAS: His personal lawyer.

REPUBLICANS: Cohen??

COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too.

REPUBLICANS: Why?

COHEN: For campaign finance violations.

REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?

COHEN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up!

PARNAS: It was Giuliani.

YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!

REPUBLICANS: Who are you??

YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.

REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??

GIULIANI: Nope.

REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??

SONDLAND: *raises hand* Me. I was also in the roo...

REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!

PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*

 

[ElFenix]

maybe we're the bad guys

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222897455013826561

 

[ElFenix]

i see he got his morning briefing

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222907250383245320

 

[VRAMdemon]

Trump Administration Moves to Ease Rules Against Killing Birds

Wait, he's been railing against windmills for killing birds? Plus cancer, of course.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Trump's friends handing out cash to black voters

Trump allies are handing out cash to black voters

Organizers have begun holding events in black communities where they lavish praise on the president while handing out thousands of dollars in giveaways.

www.politico.com

And I've been told over and over that it's the Democrats that give free stuff to black people in exchange for votes? Strange.

 

[ElFenix]

remember when it was horrible that obama was campaigner in chief?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222994689466544150

also, he may actually think you can't see F35 shitbirds:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222994454648434706