Don't deny this chick...

[vi edit]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005013091,00.html

JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.

After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.

:shocked:

 

[MisterJackson]

My nads just hid.

 

[blackdogdeek]

lucky for him she spit it out instead of swallowing it :evil:

 

[DnetMHZ]

oh god!! ... /squirms in chair

 

[Abe Froman]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
My nads just hid.

Mine just became an "innie" (as opposed to an outie)

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Any link to women are irrational threads.

She must have been a good time i nthe sac if she wants sex that bad. Ican only imagine.

 

[EmoHawk]

I bet its a while before she gets another date.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
who handed it back, saying: "That's yours."

LOL

 

[funggorgor]

so crazy >_<"

 

[eakers]

she had to be on drugs. no woman is THAT crazy.

 

[Budmantom]

I hate when that happens.




Tom

 

[PanzerIV]

That is a serious nut job. Reading this made me cringe...

 

[40Hands]

Aww yes the ol "ripped off nad popper" Classic! Anyone have some cheddar and a deep fryer?

 

[bigrash]

oww that hurts

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

Originally posted by: ming2020

Originally posted by: vi_edit
who handed it back, saying: "That's yours."

LOL

hahaha

 

[DivideBYZero]

The dude should have porked her THEN run away.

Profit?

 

[alexeikgb]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
My nads just hid.

 

[Hammer]

i've heard of threats like this before, but never thought it could actually happen. :laugh:

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: alexeikgb

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
My nads just hid.

And how the fvck can you rip a testicle off with just bare hands?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: Marauder911

Originally posted by: alexeikgb

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
My nads just hid.

And how the fvck can you rip a testicle off with just bare hands?

Extra long fingernails?

:Q

 

[dragonballgtz]

OUCH!

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain".

I would of past out.

 

[Ausm]

I am up for it...it would the most excitement I have had in three years

Ausm

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: Marauder911

Originally posted by: alexeikgb

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
My nads just hid.

And how the fvck can you rip a testicle off with just bare hands?

Extra long fingernails?

:Q

:shocked:

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

um, sounds like complete bs.

 

[Phoenix86]

Dude, they just crawled back up for safty... OUCH!