<< news reporter: you just won the xfl, what are you going to do next?
xfl player: i'm going to disneyland! ...to get my old job back.
news reporter: you just won the xfl, what are you going to do next?
xfl player: i'm going back to prison.
news reporter: you just won the xfl, what are you going to do next?
xfl player: i'm going to sell this football on e-bay!
news reporter: you just won the xfl, what are you going to do next?
xfl player: i'm going to drive my pinto into the wall. >>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ROTF!!!!