Don't you like..

[Theshawty]

...laying on the floor pretending you're a carrot? Or standing in a doorway when it's pitch black pretending you're the slender man?

 

[MontyAC]

 

[highland145]

And the parsley offered the carrot a seat in his parlor. "Welcome to my stew."

 

[MichaelD]

?? Oook-kay. The drugs are strong in this thread.

 

[Gibsons]

If you pretend too hard, it might actually work. Hey, wasn't there a movie...?

 

[dighn]

duuude... that's so like so deep man

 

[vi edit]

There's only enough drugs room for one spaceman in this forum.

 

[highland145]

If you pretend too hard, it might actually work. Hey, wasn't there a movie...?

schneiderguy is a carrot????

 

[Theshawty]

What's the best way of removing my face to play slender man? Good ol' knife or grater?

 

[destrekor]

I typed up about three different replies... and I just cannot settle on anything I've typed.

So this is my reply.

 

[Krazy4Real]

There's only enough drugs room for one spaceman in this forum.

this

 

[KeithTalent]

I prefer turtles.

KT

 

[Mixolydian]

I prefer turtles.

KT

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh snap!

KT

 

[highland145]

Oh snap!

KT

Hm. Now what, Keit

 

[MarkHunt]

This is really a weird thread or it is time to go to bed.

 

[moonbogg]

I won't chime in here.

 

[Theshawty]

I won't chime in here.

You already have. Now you're trapped. Good riddance. :sneaky:

 

[eldorado99]

this

krazy is not 4 real

 

[LookBehindYou]

This thread needs moar bath salts

 

[thejunglegod]

This is some messed up shit , Yo!!

 

[z1ggy]

I like rusty tea kettles.

 

[Theshawty]

I like trains.

*awaiting train*

Still like brains..TRAINS! Trains! I like trains, not err.. Yeah, I like trains. (Where did I put that bath salt?) Err.. Did I say that out loud?

 

[calvinbiss]

I was flipping through the TV stations last night and came across a movie called "Shoot 'Em Up." Main character (someone I am too lazy to look up right now) has a baby in a back-pack that he is trying to protect. In the scene I watched, he is breaking into some kind of lab with a hooker-side kick. Some dude is following him and the main character kills him by stabbing him in the eye with a carrot! I don't even know where he got the carrot!

 

[Jeeebus]

I was flipping through the TV stations last night and came across a movie called "Shoot 'Em Up." Main character (someone I am too lazy to look up right now) has a baby in a back-pack that he is trying to protect. In the scene I watched, he is breaking into some kind of lab with a hooker-side kick. Some dude is following him and the main character kills him by stabbing him in the eye with a carrot! I don't even know where he got the carrot!

At first I thought that movie sucked. Then I realized that shit was getting killed every 30 seconds or so, and I learned to appreciate the genius of the film.