Dorm Life...

[Chelsey]

Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

 

[tami]

welcome to growing up.

 

[yobarman]

Ah freshman year!

Remember, nothing brings a floor together more than collectly hating someone.

 

[Chelsey]

Oh, we've already got a person that we all hate. This was established the first day.

 

[Udel]

Probally the most fun your going to have in your life. Enjoy! :beer::thumbsup:

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

sounds like time to move out. as much as it was a PITA to live outside (cook, do laundry back on campus, dump out garbage etc), i enjoyed living by myself.

but wow. i want to see that girl!

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

BAH!

Do not mention such things without pictures!

 

[ironcrotch]

yAY for dorms! Have fun while u can, cuz working sucks

 

[shortspanishguy]

pics?

 

[dartworth]

are you homophobic?

 

[lokiju]

Pics!!

 

[stan394]

so, where's the pics anyway?

 

[shoRunner]

pics or BAN!

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
pics?

Originally posted by: stan394
so, where's the pics anyway?

Originally posted by: shoRunner
pics or BAN!

Nice reading comprehension

 

[Chelsey]

No, I'm not homophobic, I just do not appreciate half-naked nonsense in what I consider to be my temporary home. This is college, not kindergarten. If it was up to me I would definately move out, I didn't want to live with a bunch of immature people in the first place!

 

[Codegen]

Note to OP: Don't start bitching when even though you asked to not be asked for pics, people ask anyway.

 

[ajpa123]

light sabers = guys wearing glow in the dark condoms jumping around ????? (like in the John Ritter movie Skin Deep).

 

[shoRunner]

Originally posted by: artikk

Nice reading comprehension

maybe we don't care?

 

[Pocatello]

Originally posted by: Udel
Probally the most fun your going to have in your life. Enjoy! :beer::thumbsup:

That's too true, I miss all that. Working for a living, now that sucks.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
pics?

 

[Chelsey]

Originally posted by: Codegen
Note to OP: Don't start bitching when even though you asked to not be asked for pics, people ask anyway.

I haven't yet, I knew this would happen. Unfortunately I don't have a digital camera here at college.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

Pics of you in chinnese girl outift?

Maybe both of you together?

 

[drsafety]

and this surprises you?
heres a few things that happned in my dorm freshamn year:
a dead rat nailed to a persons door
a persons door got pissed on
wrestling matches
this guy who lived next to me smoked weed every day
played ghost recon on lan, yelled at each other rather than typing in game
just chilled in people's rooms til 2-3am many times
drank, played beirut
threw a CRT from a 3rd story floor
convinced some girl to give head to one of our friends but when she stopped by his dorm, he didnt know that we had done this and he just told the girl to com back later
so much other stuff i forgot, plus that is only freshman year

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: shoRunner

Originally posted by: artikk

Nice reading comprehension

maybe we don't care?

and did I say that I cared?
I was just noting that pics won't be provided as written in the OP
edit
Chelsey, that's freshmen year of college for you

 

[stan394]

Originally posted by: Pocatello

Originally posted by: Udel
Probally the most fun your going to have in your life. Enjoy! :beer::thumbsup:

That's too true, I miss all that. Working for a living, now that sucks.

well i wouldn't say college > working. after all, you got more $$$ to spend after work