Dorm Life...

[Kyanzes]

I'm not sure if anyone asked before me but... WHERE are the pics?

 

[alocurto]

Originally posted by: yobarman
Ah freshman year!

Remember, nothing brings a floor together more than collectly hating someone.

:thumbsup:

PS - Don't be that person.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Oh lighten up, when I was an RA, I've caught people getting it on in the hallway/study lounge. Sometimes I pretend I didn't see anything (hormones make people behave a certain way, I used to be a teenager too so I understand). Why can't you just laugh it off? One day, you'll get the urge to walk around half-naked, maybe not so public, but still. Have fun and enjoy your first year of college, after that, it's basically downhill.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: UlricT

Originally posted by: PrayForDeath

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: pray4mojo

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
freshman year....

people walking back naked from the showers
dorm putt
pulling a train in a doormroom, one of the members loosing his virginity in it (i was not involved)
many pornos made
alcohol extreme
pennying ppl in
halo/2 yelling across rooms
waking up to hearing your RA bang his fiancee

it gets fun

wtf is pulling a train?

yeah, what is this pulling a train you speak of?

One girl, a 'train' of guys ... do the physics.

 

[SP33Demon]

Freshman year was a blur, and absolutely insane:

Shooting paintballs out the window and hitting an RA through her screen (her window was open, yes).

Hooking up with a dance squad chick who lived one flight above you (talk about easy access).

Penny locking people and baby powdering their room with a hair dryer from under the door.

Penny locking + epoxy = Campus security + saws.

Getting chased (and outrunning) your RA while drunk for roundhouse kicking soap dispensers in the bathroom b/c you thought you were Bruce Lee.

"Borrowing" furniture from a rival dorm by credit card jimmying a lock through the basement (secret route) and coming back with a loveseat double your size on your back.

Watching some kid FUBARed take a leak out of the back of the "drunk bus" (takes students to bars at night) and not knowing the piss landed on a cop car. Then watching the kid crawling under the seats from the back of the bus trying to get away from the cop!

Two words: ROAD TRIPS! Especially ones that involve driving so far into the boonies that the Hooter girls are have "summer teeth": some are here, some are there.

Impromptu tackle football games in the mud that end with two defenders smacking into each other head first and have to get stitches in the hospital.

Going to a football game vs your rival smashed off your rocker, with a handle of whiskey in a plastic bag wrapped around your waist (Yes officer, I'm really THIS FAT.)

DRUGS. Lots of them. Everywhere, at any given time.

Women. Especially friends of girls you date, who BOTH don't mind keeping you company for the night b/c they don't want you to be "lonely" on your birthday.

Bars. Spending $30 a night of high school graduation money until you're broke! Especially drinking so much you literally cannot summon a body part to move and your friends have to carry you home.

People you will befriend for the rest of your life.

Getting drunk so bad that you think you can beat up all your friends, AT ONCE. Then wondering why you're duct taped in a dark room!

Best of all: freedom. First time you're away from home and can do whatever the fck you want. Nothing can beat it.

 

[Continuity28]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
No, I'm not homophobic, I just do not appreciate half-naked nonsense in what I consider to be my temporary home. This is college, not kindergarten. If it was up to me I would definately move out, I didn't want to live with a bunch of immature people in the first place!

Come live with me!

All joking aside, I wouldn't want to live in these types of places either. But you're getting these responses from people in this thread because ATOT is about as immature as it gets. So don't be surprised.

 

[archcommus]

What most people in this thread describe as "fun" sounds like living hell to me. Sounds like these schools consist of a bunch of jackasses.

 

[seanp789]

mmmhmm, chinese

I could go for the house special right about now.


Chelsey I suggest you move to a broom closet off campus so you will never see how other people live again.


Ninjas, starwars fights, and scandalous asian girls, thats pretty much every geeks wet dream.

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

 

[Inspector Jihad]

FVCK i miss freshmen year

 

[archcommus]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
FVCK i miss freshmen year

I can't wait to get out of freshman year.

 

[Chelsey]

Tonight's newest entertainment: Indian Leg Wrestling! I do have pics this time, but on film that isn't done yet.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Aquila76
One girl, a 'train' of guys ... do the physics.

It's called running a train, not pulling a train.

 

[tooltime]

Originally posted by: Udel
Probally the most fun your going to have in your life. Enjoy! :beer::thumbsup:

certainly may be the ONLY time in your life you see this so take it all in while you can...it will make great convo with your kids

 

[Chelsey]

Nothing much going on tonight. I did forget to add another story...a person on our floor had a cat in her room (illegal). She got caught and was told to get rid of the cat. She takes it up to the 8th floor where it gets loose and wreaks havoc throughout the hall. The cat is at a friend's house now I think.

 

[Aznguy1872]

I agree.

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

yea freshman/sophmore year was definitely a blast. it's all been downhill from there though once I started caring about my grades and future.

 

[RMSistight]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

Damn what school do you go to? I must check out this Chinese girl in lingerie.....bwhahahhaa....JK.

 

[RMSistight]

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

sounds like time to move out. as much as it was a PITA to live outside (cook, do laundry back on campus, dump out garbage etc), i enjoyed living by myself.

but wow. i want to see that girl!

I SECOND THAT.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: artikk

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
pics?

Originally posted by: stan394
so, where's the pics anyway?

Originally posted by: shoRunner
pics or BAN!

Nice reading comprehension

and after all that, the obligatory pics! has been asked. Sighs :camera:

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Freshman year was a blur, and absolutely insane:

Shooting paintballs out the window and hitting an RA through her screen (her window was open, yes).

Hooking up with a dance squad chick who lived one flight above you (talk about easy access).

Penny locking people and baby powdering their room with a hair dryer from under the door.

Penny locking + epoxy = Campus security + saws.

Getting chased (and outrunning) your RA while drunk for roundhouse kicking soap dispensers in the bathroom b/c you thought you were Bruce Lee.

"Borrowing" furniture from a rival dorm by credit card jimmying a lock through the basement (secret route) and coming back with a loveseat double your size on your back.

Watching some kid FUBARed take a leak out of the back of the "drunk bus" (takes students to bars at night) and not knowing the piss landed on a cop car. Then watching the kid crawling under the seats from the back of the bus trying to get away from the cop!

Two words: ROAD TRIPS! Especially ones that involve driving so far into the boonies that the Hooter girls are have "summer teeth": some are here, some are there.

Impromptu tackle football games in the mud that end with two defenders smacking into each other head first and have to get stitches in the hospital.

Going to a football game vs your rival smashed off your rocker, with a handle of whiskey in a plastic bag wrapped around your waist (Yes officer, I'm really THIS FAT.)

DRUGS. Lots of them. Everywhere, at any given time.

Women. Especially friends of girls you date, who BOTH don't mind keeping you company for the night b/c they don't want you to be "lonely" on your birthday.

Bars. Spending $30 a night of high school graduation money until you're broke! Especially drinking so much you literally cannot summon a body part to move and your friends have to carry you home.

People you will befriend for the rest of your life.

Getting drunk so bad that you think you can beat up all your friends, AT ONCE. Then wondering why you're duct taped in a dark room!

Best of all: freedom. First time you're away from home and can do whatever the fck you want. Nothing can beat it.

....and what college was this?

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Freshman year was a blur, and absolutely insane:

Shooting paintballs out the window and hitting an RA through her screen (her window was open, yes).

Hooking up with a dance squad chick who lived one flight above you (talk about easy access).

Penny locking people and baby powdering their room with a hair dryer from under the door.

Penny locking + epoxy = Campus security + saws.

Getting chased (and outrunning) your RA while drunk for roundhouse kicking soap dispensers in the bathroom b/c you thought you were Bruce Lee.

"Borrowing" furniture from a rival dorm by credit card jimmying a lock through the basement (secret route) and coming back with a loveseat double your size on your back.

Watching some kid FUBARed take a leak out of the back of the "drunk bus" (takes students to bars at night) and not knowing the piss landed on a cop car. Then watching the kid crawling under the seats from the back of the bus trying to get away from the cop!

Two words: ROAD TRIPS! Especially ones that involve driving so far into the boonies that the Hooter girls are have "summer teeth": some are here, some are there.

Impromptu tackle football games in the mud that end with two defenders smacking into each other head first and have to get stitches in the hospital.

Going to a football game vs your rival smashed off your rocker, with a handle of whiskey in a plastic bag wrapped around your waist (Yes officer, I'm really THIS FAT.)

DRUGS. Lots of them. Everywhere, at any given time.

Women. Especially friends of girls you date, who BOTH don't mind keeping you company for the night b/c they don't want you to be "lonely" on your birthday.

Bars. Spending $30 a night of high school graduation money until you're broke! Especially drinking so much you literally cannot summon a body part to move and your friends have to carry you home.

People you will befriend for the rest of your life.

Getting drunk so bad that you think you can beat up all your friends, AT ONCE. Then wondering why you're duct taped in a dark room!

Best of all: freedom. First time you're away from home and can do whatever the fck you want. Nothing can beat it.

....and what college was this?

West Virginia U

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
PICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Have you ssssssssssssseen that movie too?

 

[Zerohm]

Chaos outside your door isn't so bad, it's pretty much the standard. A friend of mine in college had a roommate with clinical foot fungis and his feet smelled like cheese. In a 10'x12' room, that is something to complain about.

 

[foodfightr]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Ok, so I'm a freshman in college and I have to live in a dorm. Over the past few weeks several interesting things have occurred. First, some crazy dude in a black leotard with a ninja mask jumped out of the elevator and started screaming, only to run and flip back into it before the door closed. A few days after there was a light saber fight in Star Wars costumes in the lounge. Tonight I tried to go dump out a bowl of milk left over from cereal and some chinese girl was walking around in lingerie that was COMPLETELY see through black lace with a garter and stockings. I am FEMALE...this is GROSS! What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

This thread is WORTHLESS with no pictures.
Get with the program.

 

[kami333]

Some good dorm memories:thumbsup:

Try to enjoy it while it lasts, or at least don't be so critical about it. You'll probably never have a similar experience.

Even memories of trying to have sex or masturbate when you have a roommate is good for a laugh now. Sophmore year my suitemate walked into my room higher than a kite and stared at me blankly for 5min then left, I was watching a porn on my computer and wanking it during it, and he doesn't remember a thing.


I spent the last week visiting my gf who lives in a sorority house. Now that was a pretty fun and interesting time