Dorm Life...

[TallBill]

Meh, i missed out on some of the fun, but I'll be back to college some day. Of course I'll be 25+ and hopefully still married living off campus.

 

[slimrhcp]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Freshman year was a blur, and absolutely insane:

Shooting paintballs out the window and hitting an RA through her screen (her window was open, yes).

Hooking up with a dance squad chick who lived one flight above you (talk about easy access).

Penny locking people and baby powdering their room with a hair dryer from under the door.

Penny locking + epoxy = Campus security + saws.

Getting chased (and outrunning) your RA while drunk for roundhouse kicking soap dispensers in the bathroom b/c you thought you were Bruce Lee.

"Borrowing" furniture from a rival dorm by credit card jimmying a lock through the basement (secret route) and coming back with a loveseat double your size on your back.

Watching some kid FUBARed take a leak out of the back of the "drunk bus" (takes students to bars at night) and not knowing the piss landed on a cop car. Then watching the kid crawling under the seats from the back of the bus trying to get away from the cop!

Two words: ROAD TRIPS! Especially ones that involve driving so far into the boonies that the Hooter girls are have "summer teeth": some are here, some are there.

Impromptu tackle football games in the mud that end with two defenders smacking into each other head first and have to get stitches in the hospital.

Going to a football game vs your rival smashed off your rocker, with a handle of whiskey in a plastic bag wrapped around your waist (Yes officer, I'm really THIS FAT.)

DRUGS. Lots of them. Everywhere, at any given time.

Women. Especially friends of girls you date, who BOTH don't mind keeping you company for the night b/c they don't want you to be "lonely" on your birthday.

Bars. Spending $30 a night of high school graduation money until you're broke! Especially drinking so much you literally cannot summon a body part to move and your friends have to carry you home.

People you will befriend for the rest of your life.

Getting drunk so bad that you think you can beat up all your friends, AT ONCE. Then wondering why you're duct taped in a dark room!

Best of all: freedom. First time you're away from home and can do whatever the fck you want. Nothing can beat it.

....and what college was this?

Reminds me of my freshman year at Towson, except we did more pranks.

 

[n yusef]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Those of you accusing the OP of being "no fun" are missing something. The OP is female. Seeing a naked woman is not as big a thrill to her as it is to you all.

And you're all the same group of guys who'd be complaining and weirded out if the guys in your dorm routinely walked around with their equipment in full view. Despite what you see in porn, girls aren't really all excited to see each other naked either.

This used to happen all the time after we got out of the showers. Some guys walk to and from the showers naked. This doesn't bother me because I don't care that much. Why should I spent all of my energy complaining about things that are nasty when I can be having fun instead?

 

[kami]

Great now you got me all depressed. I miss school. Life after college sucks.

 

[Fisher999]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
...What is with all of these hormonal teenagers?! :disgust:

Note: DO NOT ask for pics, there will be none!

DRAT !!! No PICTURES, lol !!! ;-)

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: UlricT

Originally posted by: PrayForDeath

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: pray4mojo

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
freshman year....

people walking back naked from the showers
dorm putt
pulling a train in a doormroom, one of the members loosing his virginity in it (i was not involved)
many pornos made
alcohol extreme
pennying ppl in
halo/2 yelling across rooms
waking up to hearing your RA bang his fiancee

it gets fun

wtf is pulling a train?

yeah, what is this pulling a train you speak of?

The only thing i rememebred when i lived in a dorm is playing CS with thw whole entire floor. You owuld hear everyone start yelling stuff like, "You noob!!!! Nade him!". I rememebr one time everyone stoppe dplaying CS because teh guy next door to me was banging a chock and man, was she a moaner. The room was furthest from the bathroom, yet you could still hear her when you were in the bathroom.

LOL. I can top that. I had two friends at GA Tech who worked for the College of Computing. I remember one night we "invaded" the CoC after midnight, installed CS on most of the machines in the computer lab, including the machines driving overhead projectors, we ordered lots of pizza, and got like 20 other friends in the lab and played CS all night until dawn. We did that several times.

God, those were the days...I miss them...and I'm only 25

Enjoy your days in college, guys and gals. Once they're gone...they're gone!

 

[HumblePie]

Uhhh.. why do those have to be the days??? Umm.. I stil do crazy stuff with crazy people and I'm 27! LOL you shoulda seen the crowd I was with last New Years. Me, 2 guys, and 6 girls running through down town San Antonio and acting stupid as hell. One of the girls was this GORGEOUS beaut that was visiting from Mexico and didn't speak a lick of English but she got her point across to me Oh I was in heaven that night. Make me wish I spoke Spanish for once in my life. Oh well, still having these wild girls running around flashing people, kissing strangers, peeing off bridges, yes the GIRLS were peeing off bridges while I played "lookout." LOL, I was looking out alright

At least once a month I hang with my friends who still throw some crazy parties at the house they share. Group of 3 guys I know roommate together and have a blast. Lots of alcohol, women, motor scooters, swings from trees, and what not. There is no reason those days of old should be the "good ol days" and only days of enjoyment in your life. But I agree, college days can be crazy and fun if you loosen up some. However, do keep your "eye on the prize" which is graduation. Life will suck alot more if you can't complete college.

 

[Ilmater]

Dr. Ilmater at your service.

#1: Go get laid
#2: Lighten up

Post again when #1 and #2 are taken care of and let me know if that worked. I doubt we'll need further medication.

 

[Legendary]

Freshman year is all about doing anything you can and secondarily trying not to get caught. But if you get caught, it adds to the credibility of your story.
Most of my freshman year was a blur - I drank 5 nights a week (yes I realize that was bad now) and then went on adventures through the East and West Village. The best part was piecing it together the next day.
Oh yes, and Sp33demon is right - lots and lots of drugs. If you are curious about them, the best time to try is with a bunch of friends during freshman year. Make sure at least one person is sober and knows what they're doing for safety, of course.