You can google it and there will be literally dozens of products on the market. Fool proof though is the unrinator or whizzinator as I said above.
Since you are clearly begging us to ask, I'll just come out and ask "So how do we cheat Mr. SLiM?
Ah, see, last time I remember this discussion, it was something about business owners being in cahoots with the urine companies. Glad to see you are taking a more realistic approach (Yeah, it is completely possible and maybe even likely that the insurance companies are in league with the urine companies).The insurance companies and the drug testing industry are in cahoots yes of course. Who do you think paid for all the lobbying to put this in place at almost every single medium and large public and private enterprise in the country? Is it a conspiracy? No .....its just good business sense.
You are employed by the company, they had to inform you that they where going to test your urine, where is the lost right? Oh nosss, less pot smoking! The Horror!
I just don't see what the big deal is. You are employed by the company, they had to inform you that they where going to test your urine, where is the lost right? Oh nosss, less pot smoking! The Horror!
Have a fun time trying to explain why your urine contains one of the many legal amphetamines. Sudafed is a hydroxylated amphetamine.
How about poppy seeds, commonly in bagels, muffins, and breads, making you test positive for opiates.
god i wish you guys would take the pot a little less seriously , for real its harmless
And, your point being? I could do with less of all of those things. Pot/alcohol (and potentially Fox news) are the only ones on the list that put a person in an altered mental state which can/does do some damage for that person/the people around them.Try these substitutions, and see what you think...
Less AT posting!
Less Fox news watching!
Less video game playing!
Less alcohol drinking!
These are all as valid as your example....
anyone who would jeopardize their job due to drugs i will never feel sorry for.
sorry!
Ah, see, last time I remember this discussion, it was something about business owners being in cahoots with the urine companies. Glad to see you are taking a more realistic approach (Yeah, it is completely possible and maybe even likely that the insurance companies are in league with the urine companies).
I just don't see what the big deal is. You are employed by the company, they had to inform you that they where going to test your urine, where is the lost right? Oh nosss, less pot smoking! The Horror!
And, your point being? I could do with less of all of those things. Pot/alcohol (and potentially Fox news) are the only ones on the list that put a person in an altered mental state which can/does do some damage for that person/the people around them.
But whatever, arguing with pot heads is like arguing with Jehovah's witnesses. They can't see anything negative about their actions/beliefs, and get riled up when non-Jehovah's witnesses/pot heads dare to question them.
"are you taking any medications right now"Have a fun time trying to explain why your urine contains one of the many legal amphetamines. Sudafed is a hydroxylated amphetamine.
And, your point being? I could do with less of all of those things. Pot/alcohol (and potentially Fox news) are the only ones on the list that put a person in an altered mental state which can/does do some damage for that person/the people around them.
But whatever, arguing with pot heads is like arguing with Jehovah's witnesses. They can't see anything negative about their actions/beliefs, and get riled up when non-Jehovah's witnesses/pot heads dare to question them.
just don't get caught, else you are fired
I actually, knew someone who was fired because her urine was "too" clean. She did the herbal flush method.
"are you taking any medications right now"
"Sudafed"
Wow, that was hard to explain. No wait, I shouldn't answer questions like that, stick it to the Man yall!
But whatever, arguing with pot heads is like arguing with Jehovah's witnesses. They can't see anything negative about their actions/beliefs, and get riled up when non-Jehovah's witnesses/pot heads dare to question them.
But whatever, arguing with pot heads is like arguing with Jehovah's witnesses. They can't see anything negative about their actions/beliefs, and get riled up when non-Jehovah's witnesses/pot heads dare to question them.
No you didn't. Their urine was too dilute. There is no "flushing" MJ out of you. It's fat, not water soluble, so the metabolites store in your fat cells and are released very slowly. The test is actually for the byproducts of THC. There is no possible way except time to get it out of you. Every flush product is absolute garbage. The only ingredients that make those work are water (to dilute the urine) and vitamin B2 or B12 (to make the dilute urine yellow). The problem is that most lab administered tests also test for creatinine. The level of creatinine in normal urine is known. Diluted urine has diluted creatinine levels, so they know when you are "flushing" (lol). They also test for masking agents, such as nitrites. Any commercial masking agent type products is known and tested for.
The tests do not come back positive unless a certain threshold is achieved; usually 20-100 nanograms/milliliter. This is why dilution works as far as the drug metabolites themselves go; it makes the level of THC metabolites in the urine less than the threshold for a positive.
If they suspect dilution, they do one of two things, order a second test, or run the sample through an INFALLIBLE test, which not only can not be beaten (with a legit sample), it can discover the most minute amounts of anything in your urine, a mass spectrometer gas analyzer test. Any positive "stick" test is also verified using one of these machines, so the IcebergSlim's comments about how flawed these tests are are plain wrong. The cheap stick tests are flawed, but the verification process is infallible. Some employers, because of the sensitivity of the work, order MS/GA tests only. The only way to beat this test is with a false sample (someone else's pee). I believe someone here covered this method of cheating.
Usually, for a lvl 70 smoker, it takes 2-6 weeks for the metabolites in urine to fall below the threshold for the stick test. It can take over a year for everything to to be completely out of the system. It all depends on the person's metabolism, i.e. don't be a big fat chronic dope smoker.
Ironically, all the other drugs they test for flush out of your system in under a week, most in hours. All of the so-called hard drugs are gone quickly without a trace. ...except in your hair.
As far a civil liberties aspect, employer drug testing is a highly invasive, guilty until proven innocent affair. It's fucking sick, and should be banned. Unfortunately, drugs have been insanely demonized by the government and special interest groups, and most people are willing to go along with throwing away their rights.
You can google it and there will be literally dozens of products on the market. Fool proof though is the unrinator or whizzinator as I said above.
god i wish you guys would take the pot a little less seriously , for real its harmless