Drunken Essay - very funny!

[kherman]

LINKY

 

[GoodToGo]

ROFLAMO! The very first sentence had me in splits

 

[lilFajita]

hahahahahaha! That was so great. It brightened my morning I love the last line....

 

[KeyserSoze]

My point? The barred owl is not a little b!tch like the spotted owl, and it can take a few loggers walking around here and there without keeling over and dying

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Good stuff, thanx.



KeyserSoze

 

[UberDave]

hehe

*Spotted owls, take note. You serve no purpose, I have a gun, and your feathers make a pretty neat hat.*

 

[rudder]

ha how long before his mommy and daddy find out their son is a slacker and then proceed to kick his butt.

 

[FenrisUlf]

Wow, he's smarter and more convincing than many sober people I know....

 

[Kev]

HAHAHAH

That didn't seem like it was written drunk though. It was well put-together and I didn't notice any spelling errors or grammar problems. And it all made sense (in a joking way).

I was expecting something like "Owls ar stupdi. I don't whant to righ ta paper abut them cuz their dumb...."

 

[Moonbeam]

I got the same kick out of that as I do about 80% of the posts on ATOT.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I thought it was an interesting counter point. I should've saved the essay I turned in after reading Hamlet where I stated that Shakespear was overrated and that I disagreed with the belief that it was a great play. I did get a 100, after all, the assignment was part of a critical thinking course

 

[Orsorum]

Therefore, spotted owls are characteriscally mentally retarded and should be seperated from other owls and properly taunted by their peers.

 

[XZeroII]

Why is this an example of what not to do? Is the professor not giving credit because the topic is not politically correct?

 

[dolph]

lol
good stuff

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Therefore, spotted owls are characteriscally mentally retarded and should be seperated from other owls and properly taunted by their peers.

LMAO what a great essay.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

My point? The barred owl is not a little bitch like the spotted owl, and it can take a few loggers walking around here and there without keeling over and dying.

...

Spotted owls, take note. You serve no purpose, I have a gun, and your feathers make a pretty neat hat.

omgrotflmfaopimp (DAMN that's a long acronym)

- M4H

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: GoodToGo
ROFLAMO! The very first sentence had me in splits

 

[Feebes]

Seriously. If that was my student they would get an A+. Like all those "robot" other students wrote a more creative paper than that.