duck sex

[redly]

nature is a cruel motherfvcker

I took the kids to the park today to feed the ducks and enjoy the mid 60 degree weather. Upon arriving at the park, I noticed a little ducky gang bang going on over by a big elm tree.

There they were, 6 Mallards taking their turns biting the back of the neck of their lady friend, hopping on her back and "going at it". Hell, the others would even join in in the neck/head biting so their buddies could get a full ride.

It got really interesting when my kids chased them off. The female landed in the water, only to be pounced and have her head held under water as her suitors continued to "have it their way".

Can't say I've seen such a thing before today

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

pics! stat!

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

these are the quality posts that make me proud to be an ATOTer

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

we saw a zebra trying REAL hard to rape nother zebra at the St. louis zoo Saturday....

 

[neonerd]

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[suse920]

pics

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
pics! stat!

not ducks, but since youre so hard up for pics...

 

[redly]

The bad thing on my part is that I DID have the camera in the car, I was just to shocked to go get it

 

[Kadarin]

It's nature's way of saying that gangbangs are a GOOD thing. Of course, explaining this to children is problematic...

 

[intogamer]

:shocked:

 

[Locut0s]

Pornos are basically just acting out the kind of primal biological desires that other members of the animal kingdom do all the time. It's just more proof that we are just animals ourselves. I don't mean this in a bad way, I'm not anti porn at all, the world would be so much better if more people realized that.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
Pornos are basically just acting out the kind of primal biological desires that other members of the animal kingdom do all the time. It's just more proof that we are just animals ourselves. I don't mean this in a bad way, I'm not anti porn at all, the world would be so much better if more people realized that.

quite true i find myself at work biting the back of the neck of their lady friends, hopping on her back and "going at it" all the time. Hell, the others coworkers even join in in the neck/head biting so their buddies could get a full ride.

never thought about filming it and selling it as a porno!

 

[xcript]

Mmm.. duck sex.

 

[Attrox]

LOL this is the funniest thing I've read today.

 

[imported_Hi]

Originally posted by: neonerd
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dont put your own experiances up

 

[suse920]

quack

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

8.5/10

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: Attrox
LOL this is the funniest thing I've read today.

this is the sickest thing i've read today.....

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: xcript
Mmm.. duck sex.

really . . . fowl
:shocked:


:roll:








EDIT:

Q: Do you know WHY ducks do NOT have sex while flying upside down?



A: They Quack-up!
:roll:

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
Pornos are basically just acting out the kind of primal biological desires that other members of the animal kingdom do all the time. It's just more proof that we are just animals ourselves. I don't mean this in a bad way, I'm not anti porn at all, the world would be so much better if more people realized that.

Yea but how many of nature's critters pull out early and give the face of their mate a treatment?

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
these are the quality posts that make me proud to be an ATOTer

Seriously. Today in algebra 2 class a girl had a spider land near her and I heard her ask someone to kill it.

You have no idea how hard I wanted to laugh, but the entire class would've been like "What the fvck?!"

 

[Nebor]

This is a great thread. Bravo to the OP.

 

[Thurgo0dy]

When i had a Guinea pig (male) and so did my sister (fem) mine always mounted hers, while hers would remain screechign and try to run away while mine tried to go doggy style on her. It made this really weird purring noise.

 

[MrCodeDude]

LOL. Brilliant.

 

[illustri]

dont be like these danish's (sp?)

/think of the children
//could go for a danish with some tea about now