Dudes girlfirend is in my hotel room

[InflatableBuddha]

Stick out your left hand.

 

[eits]

step 1. stop boring her to death.

 

[KingGheedora]

Do the "I'm going to stick my hand out" speech.

 

[MedicBob]

Get out of the handcuffs she put you in?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

ATOT does not dissapoint.

 

[rudder]

Blow her up... go slow you don't want to pass out... then ravage her.

 

[Newbian]

So did you drag her in feet first or hands first?

 

[Exterous]

Make a girly drink for both of you and the proceed to complain about that woman you hate because she is so fake and makes snide comments

 

[disappoint]

Which Star Trek episode is that alien from?

 

[dank69]

Do you like sex?
Scuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug.
You're not interested in sex?
You mean coitus?

 

[Juddog]

Because I love girly drinks *yeah yeah*
and could give a fvck what you think *yeah yeah*
http://youtu.be/1qq6onsqENc

 

[chitwood]

tit fuck'r, then into the poop chute

 

[Krazy4Real]

pics?

 

[CPA]

you should probably inflate her.

lmao

 

[xBiffx]

So the real question is why you are asking us what you should do. The post really should have read "Dudes girlfriend is in my hotel room...this is what I DID to her". Then pictures are, of course, accompanying the post. This fixes everything wrong with this post. Just sayin...

 

[Spikesoldier]

8/10

 

[911paramedic]

When I said to "motorboat" her, I should have said to oldsmoboat her.

Now, what exactly would oldsmoboating somebody be???

Reposting her, innuendo intended.
Telling her she's old news.
Telling her that if shes as old as she says she is she's obviously been posted before.
Telling her that she's useless without pics?

 

[Anubis]

Do you like sex?
Scuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug.
You're not interested in sex?
You mean coitus?

glad im not the only one who thought of this movie

 

[kage69]

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me!"

 

[Kadarin]

Whip out the Stance of Dominance.

 

[JTsyo]

you should probably inflate her.

Do her Hair.

Put on your robe and wizard hat.

:thumbsup: