"Dude's warcraft girlfriend actually a dude"

[Capt Caveman]

WOW = teh Ghey

 

[Demon-Xanth]

There's a saying, GIRL=Guy In Real Life.

 

[Vortex22]

Lawl. Seems almost too stupid to be real.
My guild has a vent server though, so it's pretty hard to fake. (And we do have 7 real *confirmed* females)

 

[lobbyone]

He has another cyber-GF? Didn't he learned anything

 

[So]

Originally posted by: lobbyone
He has another cyber-GF? Didn't he learned anything

My thoughts exactly.

You know what would be classic? If it's the same guy still messing with him and the guild is laughing about it on vent.

 

[jdini76]

Originally posted by: pontifex
lol, he wanted to see and hear "her" so bad he sent ehr a webcam and microphone!!
he even offered to pay for her 2 accounts! bahahahahahaha


doh...its fake.

should I have realized that when they mentioned the getting fired from BK for wanking it to blood elf pics or the last statement or did this just sound too believable to be fake?

Agreed, fake for that statement and the "comment" by the victom. Ridiculous. I wouldn't be surprised if The Onion was behind this.

 

[Tarrant64]

lolerskates

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: lobbyone
He has another cyber-GF? Didn't he learned anything

My thoughts exactly.

You know what would be classic? If it's the same guy still messing with him and the guild is laughing about it on vent.

LMAO!

 

[clamum]

Fapping to Blood Elf pics in the Burger King office eh? LOL :laugh:

Shens or not, funny stuff.

 

[Zolty]

It was a GIRL

Guy
In
Real
Life

 

[theprodigalrebel]

This reads like a PlanetFargo/Daily Victim article from Gamespy.com
Satire done well.

 

[foghorn67]

WoW, just Wow.

 

[AMCRambler]

Listen to all the Warcraft junkies in here quickly firing off reasons why their WoW girlfriends really are female, lmao.

"I met her in real life and THEN made her do the cyber nasty!"

I wonder if Chelxai was BloodNinja from Bash.org..."I put on my robe and wizards hat!"

 

[OS]

pwned^max?

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: Phokus


The clever ruse also caused some stir amongst the general male population of the server. Pictures of Chelxai had been making the rounds on server message boards, and he managed to gather a large following of fanboys before it was revealed that the object of their desire was actually a twenty seven year old junior college dropout who still lived with his parents and had recently been fired from the local Burger King after being caught masturbating in the store office to pictures of blood elves he had printed out and brought to work.

 

[essasin]

ouch

 

[jagec]

Reminds me of that "Epic Mounts: Love in Warcraft" thing that Somethingawful did.

 

[iamaelephant]

Anyone who didn't immediately call shens is an idiot.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: clamum
Fapping to Blood Elf pics in the Burger King office eh? LOL :laugh:

Shens or not, funny stuff.

Thats what convinced me it was shens. But yes, it was hilarious anyway.

 

[jjones]

lol, pretty funny; even funnier is those that couldn't tell this was satire.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Wait, wait, wait. The guild was accepting "mid-level" players (~30), but he and his cyber "gal" leveled up in Deadmines (a level 16-22 instance?) Hmm...

/nerd analysis

 

[Mrfrog840]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Luthien]

Very funny but there is too much personal information in that story for it to be all true IMO. How would they know he was caught masturbating at work with pictures of elves, lol for one; where he worked, that he lived at home; all the details on parents and getting a new job etc; why would he volunteer that information to anyone?

Can we get a link to the original article?

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Anyone who didn't immediately call shens is an idiot.

QFT

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Anyone who didn't immediately call shens is an idiot.

QFT

I was thinking that while reading the story.