So, the sandwich was alright, I think I got more of a thrill from all of the detailed research that went into making it through. I'll give the sandwich a 4/5.
I researched the the claussen pickles at the reviews.walmart.com website. I decided to go with those over the great value ones, because I didn't want to appear cheap when I got to the register. I'll give the pickles a 4/5 since I didn't pad off the pickle juice and they made the bread soggy.
The cheese was Kraft aged Swiss large slices, these paired well with the turkey, I don't really know how you could not have decent cheese, I'll give those a 5/5.
The turkey was Oscar Meyer mesquite smoked family pack, this is probably too much turkey for me seeing as it is a one pound container. I would have given this 5/5 but I should have gotten the 1/2 pound container, so I will give it a 2/5, as it is the manufactures fault for not telling me that this is enough turkey to make 8 sandwiches when I clearly will be sick of eating turkey after about 5 sandwiches.
The Cheetos were the Jalapeno cheese flavor. After looking on the isle for the flaming hot ones that are red for 4 minutes, I had to settle for these. If there is any information that I would leave to the next generation it would be to not compromise their values and settle for anything else but the flaming hot Cheetos. The Jalapeno cheese ones aren't a replacement for the hot Cheetos. These deserve a 3/5 as I was somehow left with something missing in my life after consuming them.
The cashier, was an older woman, probably in her 60's, I'm sure that back in her day she was probably all that and a bag of chips, now she's just a bag of chips, 5/5 for when she was younger and 3/5 now that she is older, so I'll rate her at 4/5 over the lifetime of that product.