Dumbest scam victim ever?

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I'd love to have her as my nurse. She'd give you a sot of morphine, then come back 15 minutes later and give you another one, and she wouldn't stop until you were dead. She could have police there restraining her and she'd still be making a beeline for the corpse, syringe held in her teeth like a pirate, grunting like a distressed rhino, completely convinced that just one more morphine shot and everything will be fine.

Why would you want her to do that to you?!

 

[n7]

Wow

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I'd love to have her as my nurse. She'd give you a sot of morphine, then come back 15 minutes later and give you another one, and she wouldn't stop until you were dead. She could have police there restraining her and she'd still be making a beeline for the corpse, syringe held in her teeth like a pirate, grunting like a distressed rhino, completely convinced that just one more morphine shot and everything will be fine.

Why would you want her to do that to you?!

Because I'm tired of life and I want to be killed by a retarded nurse? Duh.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I'd love to have her as my nurse. She'd give you a sot of morphine, then come back 15 minutes later and give you another one, and she wouldn't stop until you were dead. She could have police there restraining her and she'd still be making a beeline for the corpse, syringe held in her teeth like a pirate, grunting like a distressed rhino, completely convinced that just one more morphine shot and everything will be fine.

Why would you want her to do that to you?!

Because I'm tired of life and I want to be killed by a retarded nurse? Duh.

That's hot

 

[imported_apocalypse]

Darwin, as applies to money?

 

[aplefka]

Just when I thought people couldn't act any more stupidly.

 

[Juddog]

Another article popped up:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0.../scitech/cybersecurity

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
how did a nurse get $400k in a couple years to send?

Seems she use savings, husbands retirment, and even mortgaged the house/car.

 

[daweeze02]

I love these emails I play along with them and make them waste there time as much as I can and then my final email is always along the lines as I will be dropping a nuke on your present location lol

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Is there a meme stronger than facepalm that I can post??

Even a facepalm collage isn't strong enough for this...

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: alkemyst
how did a nurse get $400k in a couple years to send?

Seems she use savings, husbands retirment, and even mortgaged the house/car.

The sad part was that her family was telling her not to do it the whole time, then the dumb woman started digging into her husband's retirement fund.

 

[ric1287]

what I want to know is how the husband allowed this. The only valid excuse would be that he is in a coma or something. I don't know of a sane man on earth that would allow his retirement fund to be sent to Nigeria by his wife

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
Shens! How can anyone be so dumb?

 

[Rudee]

Greed and stupidity often go hand in hand.

 

[theflyingpig]

I'm not surprised. She's fat, and all fat people are dumb.

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: daweeze02
I love these emails I play along with them and make them waste there time as much as I can and then my final email is always along the lines as I will be dropping a nuke on your present location lol

From orbit I hope?

 

[dr150]

Well......


We all got scammed out of early retirement by Wall Street....

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Is there a meme stronger than facepalm that I can post??

Even a facepalm collage isn't strong enough for this...

Faceplam UltraZord?

Originally posted by: thegimp03
Funny, but I do feel bad for her and her husband. How would you feel if you were the husband? I think she'd disappear quicklike.

Send her to Nigeria to collect the money. Make it a one-way ticket. She can use her new-found wealth to purchase her return ticket.

 

[RossGr]

This is a local story for me.

There are 4 towns along 40 miles of US20 here in the central Willamette valley, Corvallis, Albany, Lebanon and Sweet Home.

The standard Non PC joke in Corvallis and Albany is:

What do you have when you get 4 Sweet Home housewives together?


Answer:

A full set of teeth.

This story is not helping the stereotype a bit.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn

Originally posted by: jemcam

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
She sounds like a republican.

Actually, the whole idea of getting something for nothing is more of a Democrat idea, not Republican.

$400,000 is not nothing.

Democrat idea is more like the free ipod scams IMO.

Yup. Republican stereotype: Making lots of money through shady and unethical business dealings that screw someone else HARD.

Democrat stereotype: Not working at all and living a mediocre life on the government dole, screwing over a lot of people slightly.

Both rightfully condemned...