Dumbest thing you ever did while drunk?

[WisMan]

I was wondering if there are any stories out there about people doing really dumb things while drunk, because this weekend I did probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.


Friday night I went out drinking with a few of my buddies to the local bars and things got out of control like they sometimes do. Had a good time, spent a lot of money nothing to out of the ordinary that I can remember. Anyway, I wake up the next morning to find my desk completely soaked along with the floor underneath it. Apparently, at some point in the middle of the night I decided to get up and pissed all over my desk and floor. The worst part of it though? My laptop was smack dab in the middle of the puddle. Needless to say that doesn?t work anymore. It turned out to be a very expensive night of drinking?

 

[40Hands]

Haha.... I once pissed on my computer while drunken sleep walking. Case was open...sooo yeah, I'm lucky I didn't electrocute myself.

 

[homercles337]

Along the theme of the OP, a buddy of mine in college got up in the middle of the night and pissed in the fridge. He passed out much sooner than a few of us and we witnessed the event. In the morning, we then told him and his roommate what he did. His roommate was seriously pissed off because he just went grocery shopping.

 

[FoBoT]

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/bet...ennilfloss/dumbass.jpg

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Hmmm, you fail at holding your alcohol.

 

[Steve]

Drove home. Glad I don't do that anymore.

 

[clamum]

lol

Punched holes in some ceiling tiles in a house we were renting at school, I guess. Usually if I do something dumb it was just getting sick from drinking too much.

 

[potato28]

I dunno, I can't remember anything that happens when I'm drunk.

 

[Anubis]

drove from DC to Carlisle PA after a night of drinking because my buddy passed out in his apt and we couldent get in, was his 21st bday, drove compleatly round the beltway in the rain, totally obliterated, because the exit we needed was the 1 before where we could get on

only time ive ever driven drunk, looking back on it, it was really dumb

 

[JohnCU]

i'll see your desk pee and raise you pulling your dick out and peeing under the table in a bar.

 

[Platypus]

I don't really do stupid things when I'm drunk.

 

[Train]

1. I pissed in my gf's laundry basket in the middle of the night. It was white and round, kinda looked like a toilet in the dark. She woke up screaming at me and I'm all "whaaaaaaaaaat? Just let me pee, DAMN, ill be back in bed in a minute, sheeeeeeeeesh" not until morning did I realize what happened.

2. Dropped $500 at black jack in Palm Springs. Those damn waitresses kept feeding me captain and cokes. Funny thing is I thought I was up most of the time. Damn drunken math skills.

3. Dropped $700 at a strip club. Was so drunk I cant believe they didnt throw me out. I guess they liked taking my money too much.


#3 was definetly the most fun though.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Platypus
I don't really do stupid things when I'm drunk.

rofl

 

[shiner]

Her name was Anjanette.

hot...but dumb as a rock...took me months to get rid of her.

 

[se7en]

Guy I used to live with was a total idiot when he got drunk. We lived in this apartment complex and one night we were kinda visiting people we knew as we were drinking. Now this guy was kinda big probably 6'0 around 260lbs mostly chubby not really any muscle. Anyway he goes up to some door we don't know, takes the pink bicyccle on the porch /w training wheels / tassles and rides that damn thing all over the parking lot.

He wouldn't get off it as he is an idiot so we got some dog biscuits and told him we were going to eat some granola bars. Hes always down to eat so left the bike to go eat "granola".

Not about me sorry worst I ever did was pass out on my front steps before I could get inside b/c the steps were too complicated.

 

[nageov3t]

drunk dialing ftl!

 

[nakedfrog]

Urinated on the chief of police's lawn. I didn't get busted or anything, so it really wasn't too bad, but that's the worst thing that comes to mind.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: se7en
Guy I used to live with was a total idiot when he got drunk. We lived in this apartment complex and one night we were kinda visiting people we knew as we were drinking. Now this guy was kinda big probably 6'0 around 260lbs mostly chubby not really any muscle. Anyway he goes up to some door we don't know, takes the pink bicyccle on the porch /w training wheels / tassles and rides that damn thing all over the parking lot.

He wouldn't get off it as he is an idiot so we got some dog biscuits and told him we were going to eat some granola bars. Hes always down to eat so left the bike to go eat "granola".

Not about me sorry worst I ever did was pass out on my front steps before I could get inside b/c the steps were too complicated.

This story had potential...then it went pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

Here is a better version:


Guy I used to live with was a total idiot when he got drunk. We lived in this apartment complex and one night we were kinda visiting people we knew as we were drinking. Now this guy was kinda big probably 6'0 around 260lbs mostly chubby not really any muscle. Anyway he goes up to some door we don't know, takes the pink bicyccle on the porch /w training wheels / tassles and rides that damn thing all over the parking lot.

He wouldn't get off it as he is an idiot so we broke into a truck that was in the parking lot and chased him all over the place hoping he would get tired and get off the bike. Finally after about 30 minutes he got worn down to the point where he passed out and fell off the bike. We were all laughing so hard that we couldn't stop the truck in time and ended up running over him and crushing his head like a melon.

 

[Vonkhan]

Driving back drunk from a strip bar in the middle of a snow storm ... car did a 360 on the interstate ... thot it was jolly good fun ... made a couple of 360s intentionally

If I could, I'd go back in time and kick myself in the head repeatedly till I (my past self) blacked out

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: 40Hands
Haha.... I once pissed on my computer while drunken sleep walking. Case was open...sooo yeah, I'm lucky I didn't electrocute myself.

Didn't Mythbusters do a show on this once? I seem to recall that you cannot get electrocuted in this way.

 

[Mucho]

I woke up at my ex's house whom I haven't spoken to in over two years with no recollection how I got there.

 

[S Freud]

This past weekend I had some friends over for a night of drinking, played some guitar hero(I don't think any of us hit a single note) at some point during the night a friend of mine decides to try and carve one of the pumpkins in my kitchen, it turned out like utter shit of course. I just can't believe nobody lost a finger, I kept thinking that I better sober up because I'm going to be driving somebody to the emergency room.

 

[Deeko]

One night I drank the majority of a bag of wine, and ended up

A) losing both my contacts, and my glasses
B) breaking my cell phone
C) unplugging (dont know how) my fridge so that everything inside spoiled
D) breaking the window covered by a metal grate in my door
E) professing my undying love to a female friend I was not in love with
F) passing out on the corner of 35/powelton in west philly....drexel security came and actually called the most recently dialed number in my phone to find someone to take me home
G) leaving myself two voicemails

that was a good night

 

[nboy22]

Drinking and the girlfriend pissed me off, she was leaving just to piss me off, after she left I punched the door on her way out. Room mate was coming up the stairs as it happened and he thought I kicked the door really hard.

Ended up breaking my pinky finger, or what is also known as a "boxer's fracture".

Didn't go to the hospital/hand doctor for a week and a half because I honestly thought that breaking a bone would have hurt more.
By the time I got into the hand doctor they said I only had like another 2 weeks to heal and that my hand was already healing.

Other than that there's not anything I can think of.

One of my sort-of friends was over at my apartment because my other friend invited him over. He ended up being a complete fucktard and bonged vodka. His excuse was "I'm Irish I don't get hangovers and I don't puke." He ended up making a trip to the bathroom and then after about half an hour we were all like "Where did Kevin go?", "I dunno man, last time I saw him he was heading into the bathroom." We knocked on the door and no response.. We open the door and he was taking a shit and passed out with puke all over the floor. It was fucking disgusting, throughout the course of the night he ended up falling off the toilet and mopping up the majority of the puke with his clothes.

That was disgusting. haha.

 

[BigJ]

Me and my buddy bet on European Football while piss drunk. There went $200 each down the drain. I think Cork might have been one of the teams.