PeeluckyDuckee
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Originally posted by: Steve
Drove home. Glad I don't do that anymore.
Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: Steve
Drove home. Glad I don't do that anymore.
obligatory drunk driving is stupid response in a drinking thread
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: 40Hands
Haha.... I once pissed on my computer while drunken sleep walking. Case was open...sooo yeah, I'm lucky I didn't electrocute myself.
Didn't Mythbusters do a show on this once? I seem to recall that you cannot get electrocuted in this way.
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
There was my ex wife, gf at the time, who took care of my drunk ass one night after almost two fifths of Jack. I had to pee and actually made it to the bathroom, unlike you noobs here , but I was to drunk to figure out how to get my zipper open or even stand for that matter. She knew this and helped me stand up, unzip, and even pulled it out, held it and aimed it for me.
Originally posted by: Tizyler
This happened to a friend, and it is explicit -- I will tell it from first person perspective:
We all went out for a night of partying on campus, things went fine for a few hours and we picked up a couple girls who said they were also students. We end up taking them back to our place, two of them, and we all get annihilated.
One of these two girls is big, big and black. She probably weighed almost a couple bills, and she was definitely not the most pretty thing, especially when drunk. One of my roommates decides to take her upstairs so they can fool around. After about 20 minutes go by, she comes downstairs screaming. She gets down to us, and she is completely covered in puke. Her exact words were... well, about what you would expect, "He fucking puked all over me!". We all went upstairs to check our the roommate, who is also covered in puke, and completely passed out at this point. We wake him up and help him clean himself off some, then let him rest.
Some time goes by, and somehow my other roommate decides that he wants to give this girl a try. He takes her upstairs to his room, which is connected to roommate #1's room (there is a bathroom in-between that connects them), and has anal with her. Once this is over, he decides he wants to go make fun of roommate #1 -- To get to his room, he goes through the bathroom in the middle, only to find the roommate there, sitting on the toilet, more puke on the ground, and it smells like utter shit. Upon investigation, he finds that the pants which are at this guy ankles are also completely full of shit.
They later found out that the girls were still in high school, ouch.
I'm not sure if that falls in the stupid category or what, but I find most of that fairly stupid.
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: se7en
Guy I used to live with was a total idiot when he got drunk. We lived in this apartment complex and one night we were kinda visiting people we knew as we were drinking. Now this guy was kinda big probably 6'0 around 260lbs mostly chubby not really any muscle. Anyway he goes up to some door we don't know, takes the pink bicyccle on the porch /w training wheels / tassles and rides that damn thing all over the parking lot.
He wouldn't get off it as he is an idiot so we got some dog biscuits and told him we were going to eat some granola bars. Hes always down to eat so left the bike to go eat "granola".
Not about me sorry worst I ever did was pass out on my front steps before I could get inside b/c the steps were too complicated.
This story had potential...then it went pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
Here is a better version:
Guy I used to live with was a total idiot when he got drunk. We lived in this apartment complex and one night we were kinda visiting people we knew as we were drinking. Now this guy was kinda big probably 6'0 around 260lbs mostly chubby not really any muscle. Anyway he goes up to some door we don't know, takes the pink bicyccle on the porch /w training wheels / tassles and rides that damn thing all over the parking lot.
He wouldn't get off it as he is an idiot and then the owners of the bike came out and shot him in the gut. he died a horrible death. I am now an alcoholic wife beater.