Nothing to contribute. Practically everything I say is intelligent.
Yes honey, those pants do make you look fat. :\
No, I didn't get you anything for Valentine's Day. It's a stupid psudo holiday and I don't acknowledge it since I don't get the day off from work.
The other: Why would you waste our money on a Valentine's card for me? I am just going to look at it and then throw it in the garbage. Next time buy a lottery ticket so there is at least the chance of getting something in return.
Not been a very good day for me.
its not recently, but the dumbest thing i have said in the past 4 years was "I do"