Durian: love it or hate it?

Zeze

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GF and I saw them for sale at the supermarket. So we decided to try it after seeing it on Bizarre Food. It was one food that Andrew Zimmern could NOT eat while he could on all other disgusting food. And Durian is a fruit!

How bad can it be? It IS just a fruit. The putrid smell quickly filled the kitchen as soon as we cracked it open. The edible innards DO look like animal innards. It's slimey, slippery, and has a repulsive texture.

It looks, smells, and feels just like an rotten organ meat.





So we're cringing and laughing. GF dared me to go first, so I put a fingerful of the goop in my mouth. It's surprisingly sweet at first. But then it was quickly masked by the overwhelming senses of putrid sourness, vile aftertaste, and indescribable rotting scent that all violated my mouth, nose, and throat, all up and down.

We couldn't finish it, but recognized how one could like it. If you're used to the smell- just like westerners with cheese, the undeniable sweetness pretty good.

We thought we were done with it. HELL NO. SURPRISE SON. For the next 6-8 hours, both of us kept burping. And with every burp came with all that familiar vile taste, making us relive the haunting experience every half hour or so.

Blech.

Later, I told my Chinese roommate about the story. His eyes got widened and was disappointed we threw them way.
 
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Ns1

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grew up with it and hate it. can't eat it at all. the flavor is okay SOMETIMES but the fruit itself is awful.
 

SMOGZINN

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Who sees Andrew Zimmern decide that something is too disgusting to eat and decides they have to try it?

Edit: Is squeezing liquid out of elephant poo next on your list?
 

lxskllr

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Never had it, but I'd be willing to try. Preferably someone else's that liked it, so it wouldn't get wasted if I didn't.
 

Zeze

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Aww, you still refer to her as your girlfriend? So I assume she declined your proposal then? Smart girl.

Bah. What are you the engagement police? You're on this every time. LOL.
 

Zeze

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Who sees Andrew Zimmern decide that something is too disgusting to eat and decides they have to try it?

Edit: Is squeezing liquid out of elephant poo next on your list?

Durian is a legit food lots of SE Asians love. So we decided to broaden our horizons and have some fun.

Problem?
 

linuxboy

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Love it when ripe and fresh. When frozen or too ripe/underripe, not that great. When nobody else is home, I will get one to nom, making sure to dispose of everything when finish and air out the house, like the secret shame that it is.
 

SandEagle

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tried durian. couldn't get passed the smell. jackfruit looks and smells almost the same, less overpowering. can't eat those either.
 

NetWareHead

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Later, I told my Chinese roommate about the story. His eyes got widened and was disappointed we threw them way.

<--not Asian

I'd be dissapointed too.

Durian is delicious to me and I tried it for the first time 3 years ago. If I go to an asian restaurant that makes durian deserts or shakes, I'm sure to order it. The fruit is a pain n the ass to open though.
 

Dumac

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Never tried it. Not sure if I could get past the smell if it truly is so horrible.
 

Zeze

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Never tried it. Not sure if I could get past the smell if it truly is so horrible.

It's the burp that haunts you for a whole day. The 15 mins of eating it is nothing to this eternity.
 

NetWareHead

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It's the burp that haunts you for a whole day. The 15 mins of eating it is nothing to this eternity.

I'd love to taste Durian burps for a few hours. Thanks for making this thread, may have to stop by chinatown and grab myself a durian
 

Zeze

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Who was the first person to eat that and what were they thinking????

That's nothing compared to coffee.

Who decided to roast some random bland beans, grind it, then brew it over hot water and drink it?

Durian, you just need to be hungry and desperate to start. Coffee must be some troll's ultimate success.
 
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