Biff, it sounds like you are routinely getting pulled away from reality and practicality by what might be theoretically possible and drawing erroneous conclusions.
Calling a knock sensor or a flex fuel sensor an octane sensor is not accurate. Each sensor by themselves cannot measure a fuel's octane rating. A flex-fuel sensor still needs a temperature sensor's input and an input as to what else is in the fuel (the conservative petrol estimate Wuzup referenced). A knock sensor's output would still need IAT, MAP, RPM, and probably some empirical data about the engine (or a model of the engine). It might be possible to discern a fuel's octane rating using a combination of these inputs, but that doesn't make any of these sensors an octane sensor.
Yes, a voltmeter can, in a round-about way, be used to measure current and resistance, but not by itself; you still need to know other information in order to use a voltmeter to measure values other than volts. This means that it's still a voltmeter.
You call the above argument(s) "pedantic" (I really think you mean to call it "semantic," no small irony there) but it is VERY important to be precise in our choice of language, especially if you're an engineer.
This is similar to you claiming that ethanol creates oxygen when it's combusted. Ethanol doesn't create oxygen, it simply requires less free oxygen to combust. Like the "octane sensor" argument this can be contorted to look true in a very abstract sense, but it belies the true mechanism(s) or phenomena at work and is quite misleading. This is why your comments are being met with such resistance.