- Nov 9, 2000
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Three men are sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man looks at it closely then presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The two others look astonished. "Oh", he says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm and that's my pager."
A moment later there is a ringing sound. The second man lifts his arm to his ear and starts talking. When he is done he presses his arm and explains, "I have a microchip in my arm and that's my mobile phone." The others are equally impressed, but the third man feels somewhat left out because he doesn't have the latest technology. Waiting a few moments,he steps out of the sauna and leaves the room. After a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out from between his buttocks.
The two others look astonished.
"Oh, hold on..." he explains, "I'm just getting a fax."
A moment later there is a ringing sound. The second man lifts his arm to his ear and starts talking. When he is done he presses his arm and explains, "I have a microchip in my arm and that's my mobile phone." The others are equally impressed, but the third man feels somewhat left out because he doesn't have the latest technology. Waiting a few moments,he steps out of the sauna and leaves the room. After a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out from between his buttocks.
The two others look astonished.
"Oh, hold on..." he explains, "I'm just getting a fax."