early friday joke thread

[rudder]

Three men are sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man looks at it closely then presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The two others look astonished. "Oh", he says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm and that's my pager."

A moment later there is a ringing sound. The second man lifts his arm to his ear and starts talking. When he is done he presses his arm and explains, "I have a microchip in my arm and that's my mobile phone." The others are equally impressed, but the third man feels somewhat left out because he doesn't have the latest technology. Waiting a few moments,he steps out of the sauna and leaves the room. After a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out from between his buttocks.

The two others look astonished.

"Oh, hold on..." he explains, "I'm just getting a fax."

 

[Warblad13]

ewww


from, ME

 

[LordMaul]

 

[Moving Target]

:Q

 

[raptor13]

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?






A: See you next month.

 

[Vadatajs]

<< Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?






A: See you next month. >>



TeeHee

 

[DaLeroy]

What happened to the lesbian vampire who went to the party on her rags?

She drank herself under the table

 

[Dedpuhl]

early friday joke thread

just a little early, eh?

 

[halik]

oh yuck, that next month one is SICK

 

[Platypus]

<< What happened to the lesbian vampire who went to the party on her rags?

She drank herself under the table >>



:Q
Where is the vomit smilie?

 

[GoldenBear]

<< Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?






A: See you next month. >>

I'm usually good at picking up on disgusting/perverted jokes, but I'm stumped on this one

 

[Platypus]

<<

<< Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?






A: See you next month. >>

I'm usually good at picking up on disgusting/perverted jokes, but I'm stumped on this one >>



I could tell you but I dont want a vacation
Think this -------->"."

 

[Zwingle]

Some of you may have heard this....no offense is meant......

An American, a Canadian and Osama are walking thru the desert when they come upon a lamp.......They rub the lamp and out comes a genie. The genie tells them that they have 3 wishes, one each. The Canadian says "Well, I am a farmer, my father was a farmer, and my kids will be farmers, so I want Canada to have the most fertile lands forever" The genie blinks his eyes and Canada is now the most lush, fertile land in the whole world. Osama says to the genie, "Genie, I want Afganistan to have a huge wall around it, large enough to keep Americans and Jews out of the country." The genie blinks his eyes, and a huge wall is erected around Afganistan. The American says to the genie, "Genie, I am a little curious about this wall, tell me about it." The genie says, "Well, the wall is 1500 feet hight, impenetrable by any weapon, no one gets in or out." The American says, "Great, fill it with water."

 

[SpecialEd]

<< Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?






A: See you next month.
>>



Geez thats awful!!!!!



I love it!

 

[UberNeuman]

ahhh.... a bloody mary...

 

[tm37]

<< Some of you may have heard this....no offense is meant......

An American, a Canadian and Osama are walking thru the desert when they come upon a lamp.......They rub the lamp and out comes a genie. The genie tells them that they have 3 wishes, one each. The Canadian says "Well, I am a farmer, my father was a farmer, and my kids will be farmers, so I want Canada to have the most fertile lands forever" The genie blinks his eyes and Canada is now the most lush, fertile land in the whole world. Osama says to the genie, "Genie, I want Afganistan to have a huge wall around it, large enough to keep Americans and Jews out of the country." The genie blinks his eyes, and a huge wall is erected around Afganistan. The American says to the genie, "Genie, I am a little curious about this wall, tell me about it." The genie says, "Well, the wall is 1500 feet hight, impenetrable by any weapon, no one gets in or out." The American says, "Great, fill it with water."

>>




Got this in an email a few days ago hought it was pretty cute