Easiest way to drop ten pounds in two months?

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Ride the snake.

But he already does that.

"By "Riding your Snake", not only have I lost 65 pounds in four days, but guess what? I found out I'm the Devil! And I will wash over the Earth, and the seas will run red with all the blood of all its sinners! I am reborn! And I've got YOU to thank, Jimmy Tango!"

 

[thirdlegstump]

Why don't you quit thinking quick n easy and look at your lifestyle as a whole?

 

[frodrick]

have you considered strep throat? i lost 15 pounds (145->130) in december as a result of strep. it works fast and you don't have to do anything. no exercising or anything. it's almost as effective as meth.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: frodrick
have you considered strep throat? i lost 15 pounds (145->130) in december as a result of strep. it works fast and you don't have to do anything. no exercising or anything. it's almost as effective as meth.

I prefer pneumonia for that sort of thing. In addition to it's weight loss properties, nothing gives you an excuse to be lagging behind your friends rabbit hunting like being able to say "Hey, I've got fluid in my lungs. *pause for panting* Now SFTU."

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stop drinking

I disagree - a weekend bender can easily let you shed 10 pounds, the key is NO SOLID FOOD.

 

[Baked]

Take machete, cut one of your pig arms off, instant result.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Well if you're not able to exercise, change your diet, or stop drinking, all you can do is cut off a leg

By far the most reasonable and thought-out suggestions of the day.

 

[Literati]

Geeze, you don't feel like working out to lose the weight?

Sounds like you're going to have to take up blowing coke to reach this goal my friend.

 

[intogamer]

Eat more candy and get crazy and run around.

 

[weezerdude]

1. Get up in the butt crack of dawn.
2. Drink black coffee without any sugar to get your heart rate going.
3. Get a bike or some good jogging shoes and workout for about an hour.
4. Eat a healthy breakfast!

Do this for two weeks and you should see some good results.

 

[bigredguy]

you could try like a gallon of coffee a day, make you pee like a race horse and those jitters burn calories.

 

[Lorn]

Wear extremely hot clothing (i.e. multiple sweaters, coats, mittens, hats) in the evening and even during bed to shed the excess water weight in you. You probably have a good 5-10 lbs in waterweight alone.

 

[Pennstate]

Sprints/Mile repeats and timed runs is great for losing weight

You can alternate between these two plans every other day:

1. 60 minute SLOW SLOW SLOW run.

2. (go to a track) slow jog for 1 mile, run 400m (1/4 mile) at mile-pace, walk/slowjog 200m, run 400m at mile-pace, walk/slowjog 200m, run 1 mile at mile-pace, walk/slow jog 400m, sprint 400m as fast as you can, 200m walk/slow jog, sprint 400m at puking-pace, walk home


YOu can also substitute 3 x 1mile repeats for #2 with 400m rests in between.

 

[Literati]

TrimSpa Baby!

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: digitalsnare
Ive been simply doing cardio and eating less... itll happen. ive lost 5 lbs in a week so far. Try to cut cals down to like 1500 a day, and it should go on its own

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[Lorn]

I'm serious about the water weight thing. All of the varsity wrestlers have gone through this once in their highschool career because a lot of the times they need to lose 5-10 pounds within a couple of days so that they aren't disqualified during the weigh-in. Water weight will come back... but you can lose it quickly.

 

[Shame]

Get a different goal. 10 ounces in 2 months would probably be more obtainable.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Shame
Get a different goal. 10 ounces in 2 months would probably be more obtainable.

10lbs in two months is easily doable. It is barely more than a pound a week.

Now, if we are talking about "I want to lose weight, but I dont want to change anything"... then 10 ounces in 2 months is more realistic.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Drink low-carb beer. Or less beer and more hard liquor.

- M4H

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: brigden
I work nine hour days and I honestly don't feel like hitting the gym afterwards. I don't eat much crap, or much at all, but I do induldge once in a while. However, I do drink, often heavily, and that isn't going to change.

What's the easiest way to lose ten pounds?

Wake up early and work out before work. Eat less and healthier.

 

[Yax]

Metabolife works if you just want to lose 10-20 lbs. But that's all you'll get out of it. After 2 months your body adjusts to it and you don't lose anymore weight. You eventually will just gain it back though. But for the short term, you can lose up to 20 lbs in 2 months easy with it. No dieting needed.

 

[Colt45]

stop eating

drink vodka

 

[0roo0roo]

heroin?
speed?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stop drinking

Not going to happen.

switch to low carb beer