I was trying on a pair of men's jeans from abercrombie & fitch. I go through my usual checklist - right waist size and length? Check and check. Time to try them out.
So I am trying on these jeans, and something seems odd. Let's see, the waist size and length seems fine. But still, something is very wrong with the fit. Wait, I know - the inseam is so high that I can't the jeans pulled up to my waist even though the pants are crammed halfway up my butt. There is so little room in front that I am singing in falsetto.
As I look down to inspect the problem, I notice something else that is peculiar: there are buttons where the zipper should be. Buttons that are very difficult to unbutton. Now I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm in the bathroom I like to spend as little time fiddling with my pants as possible.
I quickly take off these jeans and double check to see that these are indeed men's jeans. Yup, these are men's jeans.
What is the deal with these effeminate jeans? Who are buying these jeans!?
So I am trying on these jeans, and something seems odd. Let's see, the waist size and length seems fine. But still, something is very wrong with the fit. Wait, I know - the inseam is so high that I can't the jeans pulled up to my waist even though the pants are crammed halfway up my butt. There is so little room in front that I am singing in falsetto.
As I look down to inspect the problem, I notice something else that is peculiar: there are buttons where the zipper should be. Buttons that are very difficult to unbutton. Now I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm in the bathroom I like to spend as little time fiddling with my pants as possible.
I quickly take off these jeans and double check to see that these are indeed men's jeans. Yup, these are men's jeans.
What is the deal with these effeminate jeans? Who are buying these jeans!?