EggNog still totally rocks

[MrSquished]

man I haven't had this shit in years. I'll probably have some on Christmas Eve - going to a friends house and he loves the stuff. There better be liquor in it!

Will it be any good?

 

[Sonikku]

The best part about Eggnog is that it usually has free shipping. The bad news is by the time it reaches you, it's usually spoiled.

 

[WelshBloke]

I'm not the one telling you how to enjoy your custard, you tit!

Someone has to set the ground rules of acceptable custard consumption, you muppet!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Someone has to set the ground rules of acceptable custard consumption, you muppet!

Suck me rarebit you wanker.

 

[nakedfrog]

Someone has to set the ground rules of acceptable custard consumption, you muppet!

Right, that does it. You and I are meeting up at custard club to settle this, you git.

 

[IronWing]

If you add alcohol, it can no longer be called custard…

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

If you add alcohol, it can no longer be called custard…

Zabaglione typically has booze in it.

 

[IronWing]

Zabaglione typically has booze in it.

Then it would have to be a pudding.

 

[ElFenix]

America is full of bizarre eating habits. We only drink eggnog at Christmas. We only eat turkey and pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving. Cranberries out of a can are more popular than fresh. I love eggnog with brandy and would drink it for brunch all year around. American eating habits need to DIAF!

You don't drink brandy milk punch at brunch?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Then it would have to be a pudding.

Pudding is stiff and heavy, Zabaglione is light and airy.

 

[WelshBloke]

Right, that does it. You and I are meeting up at custard club to settle this, you git.

You can eat your custard with a spoon, I'll drink my eggnog from a glass, you bollocktrumpet.

 

[WelshBloke]

If you add alcohol, it can no longer be called custard…

Yes. Then its called eggnog!

 

[IronWing]

Pudding is stiff and heavy, Zabaglione is light and airy.

Yes, but the proof is in the pudding.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Yes, but the proof is in the pudding.

151?

 

[Imp]

Better watch the cinnamon... turns out you can fuck up your liver/kidney with the "right" kind of cinnamon in large quantities. Bla bla, no soy doctoro.

 

[nakedfrog]

Better watch the cinnamon... turns out you can fuck up your liver/kidney with the "right" kind of cinnamon in large quantities. Bla bla, no soy doctoro.

Looks like you have to eat a lot of cinnamon to make this happen.

 

[dank69]

This.

Good rum or good bourbon makes eggnog WAY better. OP probably put some shit Captain Morgan in his nog and wondered why it wasn't good.

 

[slag]

The kids and I made eggnog a couple times this season already. We all agreed that the uncooked nog was much better than the warmed milk/cooked egg nog that was more like custard than nog.

Put a litle captain morgan in each batch and we all enjoyed it. Will make more Friday or Saturday and watch some tv and play destiny all day.

 

[Iron Woode]

I like me some Lait de poule.

 

[ultimatebob]

Yeah, you really need some spiced rum in EggNog. It's just too rich on it's own.

 

[nakedfrog]

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T

 

[Carson Dyle]

The kids and I made eggnog a couple times this season already. We all agreed that the uncooked nog was much better than the warmed milk/cooked egg nog that was more like custard than nog.

Put a litle captain morgan in each batch and we all enjoyed it. Will make more Friday or Saturday and watch some tv and play destiny all day.

Skip the eggnog and just give the kids the spiced rum next time. Great way to have a peaceful afternoon to yourself, while the kids sleep it off.

 

[Harrod]

I like the store bought stuff that is like a melted milk shake, but the homemade uncooked stuff is really awesome if you can get over the eating raw eggs thing, I've never had issues eating raw eggs, but I could see if I was 80 or had a compromised immune system it may be a bad idea. All I'm saying is I have used 1 sick day this year, and I still have around 6 of them left.

 

[IronWing]

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T

Thank you.

 

[WelshBloke]

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T

Yeah, brandy is better.