eHarmony.com WTF No Matches

[Mayfriday0529]

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
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[Pacemaker]

Yeah I was "one of five we can't match" too when I did it a while ago.

 

[Baked]

Did you forget to put "I'm a beautiful man" under the quality section?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Yes, that has happened more than once to ATOT members. I do not believe it to be a coincidence.

 

[promposive]

pwnd?

 

[QED]

I think what they are saying is you are the mentally unstable type, afraid of commitment, and an over-all jerk who is destined to ruin any relationship through negligience, shallowness, and sheer selfishness.

 

[Queasy]

Maybe you should try adultfriendfinder.com instead?

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Maybe you should try adultfriendfinder.com instead?

That place is full of fake spam...

 

[Lyfer]

Hahaha, pwned by the internet.

 

[zerocool1]

that's their way of saying you're special.

 

[gsellis]

Probably an auto-reply when it finds out you post at ATOT.

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
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thats what happens if you don't lie on the initial questions.

 

[lokiju]

Did it two years ago or so and had the same thing happen.

Then about a week later I got a match.

Think it's part of their marketing to try and sell you on the point that the only match you with someone thats right for you blah blah blah.

Nothing ever came of that site in my experience other than talking back and fourth with a few womens.

 

[PingSpike]

Dear User:

We regret to inform you that our system has determined you to be an undateable douchebag of the highest order. We cannot allow you to pollute our results and therefore must deny you access to our service. Please accept our apologies. Included is a $10 coupon for the pornographic website of your choice.

 

[tfinch2]

What religion did you specify you followed?

 

[Fraggable]

um yeah, happened to me too 1.5 years ago, then a week later it recommended a 350-lb 35 year old woman. I'm 21 and 145 lbs.

I lost confidence in the system.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: Fraggable
um yeah, happened to me too 1.5 years ago, then a week later it recommended a 350-lb 35 year old woman. I'm 21 and 145 lbs.

I lost confidence in the system.

So they will continue to try to match me with someone?

Originally posted by: tfinch2
What religion did you specify you followed?

No religion

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: Queasy
Maybe you should try adultfriendfinder.com instead?

That place is full of fake spam...

The spam is real. It's the women who are fake.

 

[imported_surferdude]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Maybe you should try adultfriendfinder.com instead?

i love that 1

got lotsof poon of it

 

[Fraggable]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: Fraggable
um yeah, happened to me too 1.5 years ago, then a week later it recommended a 350-lb 35 year old woman. I'm 21 and 145 lbs.

I lost confidence in the system.

So they will continue to try to match me with someone?

Originally posted by: tfinch2
What religion did you specify you followed?

No religion

Well theoretically they will compare you to new members as they join. When you submit your application I assume they immediately check all their current members. I don't know how long they keep you on file.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Yes, that has happened more than once to ATOT members. I do not believe it to be a coincidence.

yeah. you spend like an hour filling out all the crap and find out there is no match. happened to me too.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Fraggable
um yeah, happened to me too 1.5 years ago, then a week later it recommended a 350-lb 35 year old woman. I'm 21 and 145 lbs.

I lost confidence in the system.

but its not matching you on looks, its matching you on those 21 or whatever key points about your personnality! :roll:

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: tfinch2
What religion did you specify you followed?

No religion

I've heard that if you put no religion, they don't really give a sh!t about you.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: tfinch2
What religion did you specify you followed?

No religion

I've heard that if you put no religion, they don't really give a sh!t about you.

Probably put you in the catagory of terrorists.

 

[Fraggable]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Fraggable
um yeah, happened to me too 1.5 years ago, then a week later it recommended a 350-lb 35 year old woman. I'm 21 and 145 lbs.

I lost confidence in the system.

but its not matching you on looks, its matching you on those 21 or whatever key points about your personnality! :roll:

I would have thought one of those 21 points was age...