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[ArchCenturion]

I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I think that Spidey got a decent girlfriend out of it once, but that's the only ATOT/YAGT success story that I've heard of.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I think that Spidey got a decent girlfriend out of it once, but that's the only ATOT/YAGT success story that I've heard of.

i believe i have read several posts by members who met their SO online.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Dear User:

We regret to inform you that our system has determined you to be an undateable douchebag of the highest order. We cannot allow you to pollute our results and therefore must deny you access to our service. Please accept our apologies. Included is a $10 coupon for the pornographic website of your choice.

LMAO! :laugh:

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I used Eharmony.com and got as far as 2 dates that didn't go anywhere. Didn't even get to cop a feel on them. I think I should try Match.com, I hear the women there are hornier.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I used Eharmony.com and got as far as 2 dates that didn't go anywhere. Didn't even get to cop a feel on them. I think I should try Match.com, I hear the women there are hornier.

must not be too horny because they sure aren't contacting me

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I used Eharmony.com and got as far as 2 dates that didn't go anywhere. Didn't even get to cop a feel on them. I think I should try Match.com, I hear the women there are hornier.

You told them about the virgin thing, didn't you? We TOLD you to stop doing that!

 

[PricklyPete]

I have a feeling a lot of ATOTers get the same message.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I used Eharmony.com and got as far as 2 dates that didn't go anywhere. Didn't even get to cop a feel on them. I think I should try Match.com, I hear the women there are hornier.

You told them about the virgin thing, didn't you? We TOLD you to stop doing that!

No, but it was almost the same thing. One of them wanted someone that was more "experienced." Not in bed of course, but someone more experienced with dating.
Or was that her easy way of saying "I need someone that knows what he's doing in bed."

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

How old are you guys who use this service?

 

[alien42]

i had the same results until a month later they found a match and then two more matches were found in the following months after that. i signed up because i was bored at work so i have no idea what kind of matches they found.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
How old are you guys who use this service?

33 years old

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
How old are you guys who use this service?

33 years old

26

 

[torpid]

I like the "1 in 5 would not benefit from our service". I'm supposedly in the 4/5 and I didn't remotely benefit. I found it to be an excruciatingly long process where the people it "matched" me with were far worse matches than if I just go by reading someone's fluffed up self description on any other site.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: alien42
i had the same results until a month later they found a match and then two more matches were found in the following months after that. i signed up because i was bored at work so i have no idea what kind of matches they found.

Don't think you had the same issue. When you first sign up, sometimes it can't find you initial matches. That's different than the screen above which is basically a rejection letter from the site, I think.

 

[ArchCenturion]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
How old are you guys who use this service?

I am 23 Mechanical Engineer, I have never used the service but am interested not because I dont meet women, but more because most of the women i tend to interact with, are other Engineers and I have little interest for 90% the female Engineers I know.

Most of the girls i have been interested in are girls i went to HS with, or girls I meet though my younger brother (age 20)

But I digress, reason for interest in in dating service
1. Lazy
2. Not in great social group, Don't drink and/or party much
3. Lazy

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: Queasy
Maybe you should try adultfriendfinder.com instead?

That place is full of fake spam...

Sounds like a man who showed up for an orgy to only find Kelly and his donkey...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I used Eharmony.com and got as far as 2 dates that didn't go anywhere. Didn't even get to cop a feel on them. I think I should try Match.com, I hear the women there are hornier.

You told them about the virgin thing, didn't you? We TOLD you to stop doing that!

No, but it was almost the same thing. One of them wanted someone that was more "experienced." Not in bed of course, but someone more experienced with dating.
Or was that her easy way of saying "I need someone that knows what he's doing in bed."

no, probably just plain rejection. i find that most women can't tell you straight up that they are not interested.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
How old are you guys who use this service?

33 years old

26

same

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I used Eharmony.com and got as far as 2 dates that didn't go anywhere. Didn't even get to cop a feel on them. I think I should try Match.com, I hear the women there are hornier.

You told them about the virgin thing, didn't you? We TOLD you to stop doing that!

No, but it was almost the same thing. One of them wanted someone that was more "experienced." Not in bed of course, but someone more experienced with dating.
Or was that her easy way of saying "I need someone that knows what he's doing in bed."

no, probably just plain rejection. i find that most women can't tell you straight up that they are not interested.

Pretty much my experience. All of them give almost the same answer, "I think we should be friends and see what happens."

Screw this friends stuff.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I used Eharmony.com and got as far as 2 dates that didn't go anywhere. Didn't even get to cop a feel on them. I think I should try Match.com, I hear the women there are hornier.

You told them about the virgin thing, didn't you? We TOLD you to stop doing that!

No, but it was almost the same thing. One of them wanted someone that was more "experienced." Not in bed of course, but someone more experienced with dating.
Or was that her easy way of saying "I need someone that knows what he's doing in bed."

no, probably just plain rejection. i find that most women can't tell you straight up that they are not interested.

Pretty much my experience. All of them give almost the same answer, "I think we should be friends and see what happens."

Screw this friends stuff.

meh, at least you get that far...i usually get no responses at all

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
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Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
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Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Dear User:

We regret to inform you that our system has determined you to be an undateable douchebag of the highest order. We cannot allow you to pollute our results and therefore must deny you access to our service. Please accept our apologies. Included is a $10 coupon for the pornographic website of your choice.

ROFL!!!!!!!!

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

Oh well, you probably are just saving yourself some money. So far, for the $300 membership, all I got was a couple of dates.