so does anyone have a successful Eharmony.com story??? All the success stories are from Match.com
Rofl! Best, post, evar!Originally posted by: inveterate
OMG,, wtff is this thing man,, i'm just filling one out for fun,, and i feel like i'm stumped on a QUIZ,, they really need to clarify on some of these things..
am i WARM 1 to 10,, wtf is warmm,, as a mammel,, i am warm, yes,,LOL
Cold? no it's 70 where i live
Arrogant,, FUk u I ain't arrogant..
Content,, WHAT??? If i were a real candidate ,, wouldn't i be NOT content, which is why i'd use this service to begin with??
Sensual,, YES i got a penis,,
Self Aware,, if i wasn't, i wouldn't be alive would I.
It is important for me to take the time to smell the roses,? i'm too young to know what that means i guess.
OMFG this is LONG AS HELL.. still don't feel the 300 bux bennylong was talking about though.
LOL ,, I read "our sexual compatibility" as OUR sexual CAPABILITIES,, iwas gonna be like,, where is the scale from "very bad to BLACK (chocolate) LOLOLOLOL ".. I'm asian but honestly i'm GOOD.
In section 6,, the bubbles are on the LEFT side, while most of the things prior were on the RIGHT side,, that is kind of annoying,, cuz u just spent 10 minutes only oriented for the right side.. GRRR
WTF does motor sports/extremesports have to do with compatibility, why not put it under ARE you "Unlevelheaded enough to try things that are potential fatal."
IDK but sooo many things basically point to "I like to watch movies on the couch and eat cheetos..which i happen to like, but I don't like junkfood,
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Rofl! Best, post, evar!Originally posted by: inveterate
OMG,, wtff is this thing man,, i'm just filling one out for fun,, and i feel like i'm stumped on a QUIZ,, they really need to clarify on some of these things..
am i WARM 1 to 10,, wtf is warmm,, as a mammel,, i am warm, yes,,LOL
Cold? no it's 70 where i live
Arrogant,, FUk u I ain't arrogant..
Content,, WHAT??? If i were a real candidate ,, wouldn't i be NOT content, which is why i'd use this service to begin with??
Sensual,, YES i got a penis,,
Self Aware,, if i wasn't, i wouldn't be alive would I.
It is important for me to take the time to smell the roses,? i'm too young to know what that means i guess.
OMFG this is LONG AS HELL.. still don't feel the 300 bux bennylong was talking about though.
LOL ,, I read "our sexual compatibility" as OUR sexual CAPABILITIES,, iwas gonna be like,, where is the scale from "very bad to BLACK (chocolate) LOLOLOLOL ".. I'm asian but honestly i'm GOOD.
In section 6,, the bubbles are on the LEFT side, while most of the things prior were on the RIGHT side,, that is kind of annoying,, cuz u just spent 10 minutes only oriented for the right side.. GRRR
WTF does motor sports/extremesports have to do with compatibility, why not put it under ARE you "Unlevelheaded enough to try things that are potential fatal."
IDK but sooo many things basically point to "I like to watch movies on the couch and eat cheetos..which i happen to like, but I don't like junkfood,
Hahahaha... I'm gonna have to look up more of your posts, pretty entertaining. Can't say that I disagree with what you said either. I'm tempted to see what kind of matches I'd get with this thing... had some good luck with match and even true. Worst ever is yahoo, it's a freaking scam, half the profiles are fake. Americansingles sucks azz too.Originally posted by: inveterate
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Rofl! Best, post, evar!Originally posted by: inveterate
OMG,, wtff is this thing man,, i'm just filling one out for fun,, and i feel like i'm stumped on a QUIZ,, they really need to clarify on some of these things..
am i WARM 1 to 10,, wtf is warmm,, as a mammel,, i am warm, yes,,LOL
Cold? no it's 70 where i live
Arrogant,, FUk u I ain't arrogant..
Content,, WHAT??? If i were a real candidate ,, wouldn't i be NOT content, which is why i'd use this service to begin with??
Sensual,, YES i got a penis,,
Self Aware,, if i wasn't, i wouldn't be alive would I.
It is important for me to take the time to smell the roses,? i'm too young to know what that means i guess.
OMFG this is LONG AS HELL.. still don't feel the 300 bux bennylong was talking about though.
LOL ,, I read "our sexual compatibility" as OUR sexual CAPABILITIES,, iwas gonna be like,, where is the scale from "very bad to BLACK (chocolate) LOLOLOLOL ".. I'm asian but honestly i'm GOOD.
In section 6,, the bubbles are on the LEFT side, while most of the things prior were on the RIGHT side,, that is kind of annoying,, cuz u just spent 10 minutes only oriented for the right side.. GRRR
WTF does motor sports/extremesports have to do with compatibility, why not put it under ARE you "Unlevelheaded enough to try things that are potential fatal."
IDK but sooo many things basically point to "I like to watch movies on the couch and eat cheetos..which i happen to like, but I don't like junkfood,
Freaking A dude,, I got a marraige therapist as one of my matches,,, she must be poor because she needs to use this service,,
OR she is soo career driven ,, that she believes that this is the only way to meet people
Why did i get so many korean girls..wow, i must be more azn than i thought,, dang.. they like me plenty in real life, but this is rediculous,, they're all 5'1" as well. weird
Wow i scrolled down and got 6 black chix,, KA BLAMM ... I luv Chocolate,, it'll just never happen though... I wish black girls like me,, but to them, i'm just a smart funny amiable asian.. I'm seriously considering marrying the first black girl that I ever get a date with. then again,, i live in a white neighboorhood, dame crakaz.. LOL jkjk,, white girls lazy in bed IMo.
Originally posted by: inveterate
OMG,, wtff is this thing man,, i'm just filling one out for fun,, and i feel like i'm stumped on a QUIZ,, they really need to clarify on some of these things..
am i WARM 1 to 10,, wtf is warmm,, as a mammel,, i am warm, yes,,LOL
Cold? no it's 70 where i live
Arrogant,, FUk u I ain't arrogant..
Content,, WHAT??? If i were a real candidate ,, wouldn't i be NOT content, which is why i'd use this service to begin with??
Sensual,, YES i got a penis,,
Self Aware,, if i wasn't, i wouldn't be alive would I.
It is important for me to take the time to smell the roses,? i'm too young to know what that means i guess.
OMFG this is LONG AS HELL.. still don't feel the 300 bux bennylong was talking about though.
LOL ,, I read "our sexual compatibility" as OUR sexual CAPABILITIES,, iwas gonna be like,, where is the scale from "very bad to BLACK (chocolate) LOLOLOLOL ".. I'm asian but honestly i'm GOOD.
In section 6,, the bubbles are on the LEFT side, while most of the things prior were on the RIGHT side,, that is kind of annoying,, cuz u just spent 10 minutes only oriented for the right side.. GRRR
WTF does motor sports/extremesports have to do with compatibility, why not put it under ARE you "Unlevelheaded enough to try things that are potential fatal."
IDK but sooo many things basically point to "I like to watch movies on the couch and eat cheetos..which i happen to like, but I don't like junkfood,
Originally posted by: torpid
I'm seeing someone I met elsewhere but I got an email from eharmony saying I'd got a new match. I went there to close it out and I noticed they added a little tab explaining "why you are a match" and it is totally stupid. It lists the most superficial and pointless traits... "you listed drinks excessively" and she "drinks occasionally"...
WTF, first off, I am pretty sure I never said I want my mate to drink excessively, second, how is a phd and complicated personality survey required to determine that "drinks occasionally" is a good match?
This site is starting to look better, in that I am enjoying the humor of it.
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: OS
internet dating websites are a waste of time and life.
Eharmony is the worst, you waste an hour on that stupid ass test, then half the matches it sends you there are no pictures, and the other half are all kind of unattractive.
Oh, on top of that each match you have to play another round of stupid 20 questions to uhh move to the next level or whatever. Many aren't subscribers so you'll never hear anything anyways.
With the time and money involved, it's not any more successful than just going out and meeting people. Especially if you're decent looking, well dressed, not a freak, etc. you'll never ever be able to show that over the internet.
I'm not a undergrad student anymore, but especially for anyone who is still in school don't waste your time and life on it, just go get involved in some student cultural or activity group, be friendly and smile.
Yea, we'll take advice from a guy with 13,000 plus post and has been here since 1999.
Originally posted by: OS
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: OS
internet dating websites are a waste of time and life.
Eharmony is the worst, you waste an hour on that stupid ass test, then half the matches it sends you there are no pictures, and the other half are all kind of unattractive.
Oh, on top of that each match you have to play another round of stupid 20 questions to uhh move to the next level or whatever. Many aren't subscribers so you'll never hear anything anyways.
With the time and money involved, it's not any more successful than just going out and meeting people. Especially if you're decent looking, well dressed, not a freak, etc. you'll never ever be able to show that over the internet.
I'm not a undergrad student anymore, but especially for anyone who is still in school don't waste your time and life on it, just go get involved in some student cultural or activity group, be friendly and smile.
Yea, we'll take advice from a guy with 13,000 plus post and has been here since 1999.
I'm nowhere near as bad off as you atleast
Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
Originally posted by: OS
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: OS
internet dating websites are a waste of time and life.
Eharmony is the worst, you waste an hour on that stupid ass test, then half the matches it sends you there are no pictures, and the other half are all kind of unattractive.
Oh, on top of that each match you have to play another round of stupid 20 questions to uhh move to the next level or whatever. Many aren't subscribers so you'll never hear anything anyways.
With the time and money involved, it's not any more successful than just going out and meeting people. Especially if you're decent looking, well dressed, not a freak, etc. you'll never ever be able to show that over the internet.
I'm not a undergrad student anymore, but especially for anyone who is still in school don't waste your time and life on it, just go get involved in some student cultural or activity group, be friendly and smile.
Yea, we'll take advice from a guy with 13,000 plus post and has been here since 1999.
I'm nowhere near as bad off as you atleast
I think Benny has a higher Post Per Day count than you do also!
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
Originally posted by: OS
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: OS
internet dating websites are a waste of time and life.
Eharmony is the worst, you waste an hour on that stupid ass test, then half the matches it sends you there are no pictures, and the other half are all kind of unattractive.
Oh, on top of that each match you have to play another round of stupid 20 questions to uhh move to the next level or whatever. Many aren't subscribers so you'll never hear anything anyways.
With the time and money involved, it's not any more successful than just going out and meeting people. Especially if you're decent looking, well dressed, not a freak, etc. you'll never ever be able to show that over the internet.
I'm not a undergrad student anymore, but especially for anyone who is still in school don't waste your time and life on it, just go get involved in some student cultural or activity group, be friendly and smile.
Yea, we'll take advice from a guy with 13,000 plus post and has been here since 1999.
I'm nowhere near as bad off as you atleast
I think Benny has a higher Post Per Day count than you do also!
Key to getting high Post Per Day is to post something inflammatory so you can keep responsing.
:roll:Yea, we'll take advice from a guy with 13,000 plus post and has been here since 1999.