eHarmony.com WTF No Matches

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
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Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

I think eHarmony is targeted towards non-liberal family oriented non-Godless women.

 

[Shelly21]

LOL, sucks to be you.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

Oh well, you probably are just saving yourself some money. So far, for the $300 membership, all I got was a couple of dates.

WTF it's $300?!?! Try CL ES.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

Oh well, you probably are just saving yourself some money. So far, for the $300 membership, all I got was a couple of dates.

WTF it's $300?!?! Try CL ES.

eHarmony is 49.99 a month. I think cheaper if you signed up for longer.

 

[ArchCenturion]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

Oh well, you probably are just saving yourself some money. So far, for the $300 membership, all I got was a couple of dates.

WTF it's $300?!?! Try CL ES.

wow, $300 dollars, that sounds steep, any idea what most of this money goes towards? I would have assumed, that it is just some computer program that matches you up with somone else.

Does anybody know if they actually have like matchmakers working to hook people up, as their careers?

 

[StevenYoo]

I had the same outcome when i signed up.

that site sucks for awesome guys like me.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Dear User:

We regret to inform you that our system has determined you to be an undateable douchebag of the highest order. We cannot allow you to pollute our results and therefore must deny you access to our service. Please accept our apologies. Included is a $10 coupon for the pornographic website of your choice.

LMFAO


Ausm

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

Oh well, you probably are just saving yourself some money. So far, for the $300 membership, all I got was a couple of dates.

WTF it's $300?!?! Try CL ES.

wow, $300 dollars, that sounds steep, any idea what most of this money goes towards? I would have assumed, that it is just some computer program that matches you up with somone else.

Does anybody know if they actually have like matchmakers working to hook people up, as their careers?

Well, I guess it weeds out deadbeat low lives and if you're going to pay $50/mo you're either really serious or seriously pathetic.

Anyone know how much Match.com is?

 

[Fritzo]

They told me "Have you ever considered going gay"?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Yes, that has happened more than once to ATOT members. I do not believe it to be a coincidence.

:laugh:

 

[bennylong]

You can get a lowly rate than $49.95 by telling them you're going to cancel. They, like cable companies, will give you a lower rate or a free month.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

Oh well, you probably are just saving yourself some money. So far, for the $300 membership, all I got was a couple of dates.

WTF it's $300?!?! Try CL ES.

wow, $300 dollars, that sounds steep, any idea what most of this money goes towards? I would have assumed, that it is just some computer program that matches you up with somone else.

Does anybody know if they actually have like matchmakers working to hook people up, as their careers?

Well, I guess it weeds out deadbeat low lives and if you're going to pay $50/mo you're either really serious or seriously pathetic.

Anyone know how much Match.com is?

$29.95 a month or its gets cheaper if you pay for longer periods of time, like 6months to a year at a time.

i did it for a month, got like actual talker but she ende dup getting married like 2 weeks later. i was like wtf? plus in the areas i seletced, there isn't much to choose from and very few new people join. maybe like 1-2 a day if that.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: JS80
Well, I guess it weeds out deadbeat low lives and if you're going to pay $50/mo you're either really serious or seriously pathetic.

Anyone know how much Match.com is?

Match is cheaper and anyway, even if it weren't, it would be worth it, unlike eharmony. I've gone on 5 dates with match and none of them turned out to be enormous liars. 4 of them were appealing as potential mates. eHarmony I only even got to the email stage with 3 people and none of them were my type nor was I their type.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: JS80
Well, I guess it weeds out deadbeat low lives and if you're going to pay $50/mo you're either really serious or seriously pathetic.

Anyone know how much Match.com is?

Match is cheaper and anyway, even if it weren't, it would be worth it, unlike eharmony. I've gone on 5 dates with match and none of them turned out to be enormous liars. 4 of them were appealing as potential mates. eHarmony I only even got to the email stage with 3 people and none of them were my type nor was I their type.

I think I'm going to switch to Match.com after my 1 year of Eharmony is up. I have the same Eharmony experience as you, none were my type nor was I their type dates.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: JS80
Well, I guess it weeds out deadbeat low lives and if you're going to pay $50/mo you're either really serious or seriously pathetic.

Anyone know how much Match.com is?

Match is cheaper and anyway, even if it weren't, it would be worth it, unlike eharmony. I've gone on 5 dates with match and none of them turned out to be enormous liars. 4 of them were appealing as potential mates. eHarmony I only even got to the email stage with 3 people and none of them were my type nor was I their type.

I think I'm going to switch to Match.com after my 1 year of Eharmony is up. I have the same Eharmony experience as you, none were my type nor was I their type dates.

What kind of liars did you find out with your Eharmony match? Meet them in person?

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: JS80


Anyone know how much Match.com is?

I tried Match.com about two years ago. Spent some time making my profile, even had a couple of female friends review it and didnt get one single response.
I guess its just me.

 

[torpid]

I didn't get to meet anyone on eHarmony. I don't know if anyone was a big liar or not, but yahoo personals was full of liars, adult web site proprietors, and people trying to market other dating sites.

I guess match does have the occasional scam artists. Inevitably russians.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Dear User:

We regret to inform you that our system has determined you to be an undateable douchebag of the highest order. We cannot allow you to pollute our results and therefore must deny you access to our service. Please accept our apologies. Included is a $10 coupon for the pornographic website of your choice.

lmao. Nobody on the whole internet is compatible with you. Good bye.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: torpid
I didn't get to meet anyone on eHarmony. I don't know if anyone was a big liar or not, but yahoo personals was full of liars, adult web site proprietors, and people trying to market other dating sites.

I guess match does have the occasional scam artists. Inevitably russians.

Yes that's my biggest thing against all this sites. Lots of fake profiles... you get a respone and are like cool. But the minute the response tells you to email them directly or go to their website I know its spam!

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JS80


Anyone know how much Match.com is?

I tried Match.com about two years ago. Spent some time making my profile, even had a couple of female friends review it and didnt get one single response.
I guess its just me.

When you say response do you mean you just waited for people to contact you or you emailed a bunch of people and never heard back? Because I've found that women rarely take the initiative online just as in real life. On match I sent maybe 50 people emails, and heard back from 15 or so, 5 of whom I was interested in.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: torpid
I didn't get to meet anyone on eHarmony. I don't know if anyone was a big liar or not, but yahoo personals was full of liars, adult web site proprietors, and people trying to market other dating sites.

I guess match does have the occasional scam artists. Inevitably russians.

That's what I hear about the yahoo site , lot of scammers. And the matches I get on Yahoo, all of them are beautiful single women with no kids. Hmmm. Sounds too good to be true to me.

Too many of these "slut" pictures in their profile to make me believe they are real. Not enough ugly people on Yahoo to make me believe these ads are real. I got some ugly ones on Eharmony, so you know that's real

http://us.a1c.yahoofs.com/personals/42a...105114/__sr_/3b68.jpg?psYD71EBs1GeQW4E

http://us.a1c.yahoofs.com/personals/42f...401525/__sr_/df53.jpg?psYD71EBXHDpcYKS

Think this one is a transexual though

http://us.a1c.yahoofs.com/personals/431...157/__sr_/1888scd.jpg?psYD71EBvFPXEBcd

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
They told me "Have you ever considered going gay"?

Along w/ a link to GayHarmony?

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JS80


Anyone know how much Match.com is?

I tried Match.com about two years ago. Spent some time making my profile, even had a couple of female friends review it and didnt get one single response.
I guess its just me.

When you say response do you mean you just waited for people to contact you or you emailed a bunch of people and never heard back? Because I've found that women rarely take the initiative online just as in real life. On match I sent maybe 50 people emails, and heard back from 15 or so, 5 of whom I was interested in.

I was the one who emailed first. First because only as a member can you do that. Most women on Match are not members, but if they are contacted by a member they are allowed to communicate.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JS80


Anyone know how much Match.com is?

I tried Match.com about two years ago. Spent some time making my profile, even had a couple of female friends review it and didnt get one single response.
I guess its just me.

When you say response do you mean you just waited for people to contact you or you emailed a bunch of people and never heard back? Because I've found that women rarely take the initiative online just as in real life. On match I sent maybe 50 people emails, and heard back from 15 or so, 5 of whom I was interested in.

I was the one who emailed first. First because only as a member can you do that. Most women on Match are not members, but if they are contacted by a member they are allowed to communicate.

I don't think that's true. I am fairly certain you have to pay to read or send any emails on match. That is what I have been told by a few of the dates anyway.

 

[theslickvik]

Originally posted by: C0BRA99
pwnd?

No doubt about it