eHarmony.com WTF No Matches

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JS80


Anyone know how much Match.com is?

I tried Match.com about two years ago. Spent some time making my profile, even had a couple of female friends review it and didnt get one single response.
I guess its just me.

We need your pics.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JS80


Anyone know how much Match.com is?

I tried Match.com about two years ago. Spent some time making my profile, even had a couple of female friends review it and didnt get one single response.
I guess its just me.

When you say response do you mean you just waited for people to contact you or you emailed a bunch of people and never heard back? Because I've found that women rarely take the initiative online just as in real life. On match I sent maybe 50 people emails, and heard back from 15 or so, 5 of whom I was interested in.

I was the one who emailed first. First because only as a member can you do that. Most women on Match are not members, but if they are contacted by a member they are allowed to communicate.

I don't think that's true. I am fairly certain you have to pay to read or send any emails on match. That is what I have been told by a few of the dates anyway.

You can sign up as a free member and view profiles, you just can't contact them until you pay. A paying female can contact you as a free member and you can reply back for free.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
You can sign up as a free member and view profiles, you just can't contact them until you pay. A paying female can contact you as a free member and you can reply back for free.

Like I said, I've been told that is false. Why would someone tell me they couldn't read their emails without paying otherwise? Obviously the person who sent the email paid.

 

[Wildapes]

How funny. I'm a socially retarded hermitic misanthrope and I got like 6-7 matches just in my county. I don't feel so bad anymore*

*then again wasn't there a poll on here a while back that showed like 40% of anandtech were virgins past the age of 20? Technology and attractive pleasurable looks don't often show up together I've noticed.

<-Laughs at the ugly computer geeks with no hopes of ever procreating.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

I think eHarmony is targeted towards non-liberal family oriented non-Godless women.

So...that's trailer park girls that had children at 16 right?

 

[murphy55d]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I am curious if anybody here has actually met and married someone from these dating type sites?

I'm in the process of picking out an engagement ring for my girlfriend who I met from match.com.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JS80


Anyone know how much Match.com is?

I tried Match.com about two years ago. Spent some time making my profile, even had a couple of female friends review it and didnt get one single response.
I guess its just me.

When you say response do you mean you just waited for people to contact you or you emailed a bunch of people and never heard back? Because I've found that women rarely take the initiative online just as in real life. On match I sent maybe 50 people emails, and heard back from 15 or so, 5 of whom I was interested in.

Match is just like real life, its a huge fvcking sausage party where the women can afford to be picky and men sort of take what they can get.

I met my wife on match.com when I used a free 2 week promotion they had.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

did eharmony tell u this b4 or after you paid for the service?

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Yea I have heard that it is severely religion-biased on e-Harmony. I guess if you go and change your religion to "christianity" (or some derivative thereof) you get a sh!t-ton of matches. If you say "athiesm", they put your profile in the e-garbage pail.

 

[SP33Demon]

Congrats, you've just been stampeded by the gay pwny.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

did eharmony tell u this b4 or after you paid for the service?

I didnt pay at all, never got to that point.

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Yea I have heard that it is severely religion-biased on e-Harmony. I guess if you go and change your religion to "christianity" (or some derivative thereof) you get a sh!t-ton of matches. If you say "athiesm", they put your profile in the e-garbage pail.

They didnt have catholic as a choice... is that christian? I just put no religion or beliefs.

 

[Wildapes]

To those saying it's religious or targetted towards the lower class of society.

a) I am more athiest than a russian communist in the 60's
b) I live in the Bay Area and most of my matches are in SF


Face it. You have such impairments of your character that a computer can't even land you a date.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

I think eHarmony is targeted towards non-liberal family oriented non-Godless women.

So...that's trailer park girls that had children at 16 right?

trailer park people vote democrat because democrat politicians promise more welfare you noob.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

did eharmony tell u this b4 or after you paid for the service?

I didnt pay at all, never got to that point.

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Yea I have heard that it is severely religion-biased on e-Harmony. I guess if you go and change your religion to "christianity" (or some derivative thereof) you get a sh!t-ton of matches. If you say "athiesm", they put your profile in the e-garbage pail.

They didnt have catholic as a choice... is that christian? I just put no religion or beliefs.

Catholic = Christian.

I predict, if you're able to add this to your profile, you will get tons of matches.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

I think eHarmony is targeted towards non-liberal family oriented non-Godless women.

So...that's trailer park girls that had children at 16 right?

trailer park people vote democrat because democrat politicians promise more welfare you noob.

You obviously don't know many trailer park people.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

I think eHarmony is targeted towards non-liberal family oriented non-Godless women.

So...that's trailer park girls that had children at 16 right?

trailer park people vote democrat because democrat politicians promise more welfare you noob.

You obviously don't know many trailer park people.

You think 90% of the South are trailer trash that vote republican. In reality, 45% of the South vote Democrat, and most they are comprised of 1) minorities and 2) trailer trash. 1) and 2) both have similar goals in milking the system for all it's worth. Of course there's 3) ignorant elitest wannabe Californian fake intellectual who worships Castro and considers Stalin their hero.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

did eharmony tell u this b4 or after you paid for the service?

I didnt pay at all, never got to that point.

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Yea I have heard that it is severely religion-biased on e-Harmony. I guess if you go and change your religion to "christianity" (or some derivative thereof) you get a sh!t-ton of matches. If you say "athiesm", they put your profile in the e-garbage pail.

They didnt have catholic as a choice... is that christian? I just put no religion or beliefs.

Catholic = Christian.

I predict, if you're able to add this to your profile, you will get tons of matches.

Hmmm..I wonder if I would really get more matches if I change from Athiest/Agnostic to Christian.

 

[Ranger X]

Why lie about your religion when you'll have to live a lie by pretending to be religious? It never works out and the girls will see right through you, especially if they're hardcore enough. Your cover is blown after 1 question about a verse in the Bible. LOL

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Why lie about your religion when you'll have to live a lie by pretending to be religious? It never works out and the girls will see right through you, especially if they're hardcore enough. Your cover is blown after 1 question about a verse in the Bible. LOL

This coming from someone who doesn't understand religion.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Wildapes
To those saying it's religious or targetted towards the lower class of society.

a) I am more athiest than a russian communist in the 60's
b) I live in the Bay Area and most of my matches are in SF


Face it. You have such impairments of your character that a computer can't even land you a date.

Agreed. I've used eHarmony with great success. 15-20 matches delivered each week. It was like "fresh dates delivered to your door"

OP - read your personality profile - that should explain it to you on why you are so unattractive. If anything it is targeted to the more successful people in life.

I'm guessing...
"doesn't like people"
"has difficulty taking control"
"unsure of himself"
"not very ambitious"
"has trouble listening"

seriously...seek help. You can be fixed.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

Are you recently divorced or in the process of divorce? They reject people that are still in the process of divorce etc

nope, not even close to marriage. I didnt fuss with any of the answers. I tried to be as honest as i could obviously honesty does not help you.

I think eHarmony is targeted towards non-liberal family oriented non-Godless women.

So...that's trailer park girls that had children at 16 right?

trailer park people vote democrat because democrat politicians promise more welfare you noob.

You obviously don't know many trailer park people.

You think 90% of the South are trailer trash that vote republican. In reality, 45% of the South vote Democrat, and most they are comprised of 1) minorities and 2) trailer trash. 1) and 2) both have similar goals in milking the system for all it's worth. Of course there's 3) ignorant elitest wannabe Californian fake intellectual who worships Castro and considers Stalin their hero.

I didn't say anything about the south. I don't know any trailer people from there.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Wildapes
To those saying it's religious or targetted towards the lower class of society.

a) I am more athiest than a russian communist in the 60's
b) I live in the Bay Area and most of my matches are in SF


Face it. You have such impairments of your character that a computer can't even land you a date.

Agreed. I've used eHarmony with great success. 15-20 matches delivered each week. It was like "fresh dates delivered to your door"

OP - read your personality profile - that should explain it to you on why you are so unattractive. If anything it is targeted to the more successful people in life.

I'm guessing...
"doesn't like people"
"has difficulty taking control"
"unsure of himself"
"not very ambitious"
"has trouble listening"

seriously...seek help. You can be fixed.

I didnt get any of that in my profile.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

--try putting that you can expertly install ceiling light fixtures in your profile.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Tried to sign up and this is what got.
Pic

did eharmony tell u this b4 or after you paid for the service?

I didnt pay at all, never got to that point.

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Yea I have heard that it is severely religion-biased on e-Harmony. I guess if you go and change your religion to "christianity" (or some derivative thereof) you get a sh!t-ton of matches. If you say "athiesm", they put your profile in the e-garbage pail.

They didnt have catholic as a choice... is that christian? I just put no religion or beliefs.

Catholic = Christian.

I predict, if you're able to add this to your profile, you will get tons of matches.

Hmmm..I wonder if I would really get more matches if I change from Athiest/Agnostic to Christian.

Try "Spiritual but not religious" if it's listed as an option. That's what I did, anyway, and it worked out OK for me. You can believe in practically anything and still be considered "spiritual", and it makes for a good conversation topic while you're getting to know folks online or on the phone.

That said, if you're certain in your mind that God (or any other deity or supernatural force for that matter) never existed, I wouldn't change it. I like to be a little more open minded about such things, though.

Anyway.... Does ANYONE on ATOT have an eHarmony success story? I'm starting to be convinced that the 20 or so people that they show on the commercials are their ONLY successful matches out of their millions of applicants at this point

 

[ballmode]

pwned