Elon Musk now owns 9.2% of twitter...update.. will soon be the sole owner as Board of Directors accepts his purchase offer

[MrSquished]

Considering how few CyberStucks have been built, the amount of them breaking down is fucking hilarious. From car washes to simply just existing, they break down. It's a beta product of a hideous vehicle made by a hideous man so bros can feel more bro-ey. LOL

https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1dlksth/womp_womp

 

[Muse]

Been walking alot after hand surgery a week ago. Am noticing a lot of Muskmobiles in my town. Saw a really big one today with a sticker or something on the back that said Prototype.

 

[VashHT]

I saw one on the road yesterday, it's far uglier in person than in pictures if you can believe it.

 

[Fenixgoon]

I've seen cybertrucks referred to as wankpanzers and now I can't unsee it

 

[cytg111]

I dont understand how Elmo could be confused to the fact that the concept of a Cyber Truck, CYBER TRUCK, would burn proportionally to his personally brand image.

The guy fucking put him self on fire but hey buy my shit?

Yea. No thanks.

 

[uallas5]

After seeing a couple from a distance at the Tesla repair shop, I finally had one drive by me while I was on the sidewalk so I could get a good look at it. It was weird. He somehow designed a vehicle that I found to be both extremely ugly AND entirely boring at the same time.

 

[uclaLabrat]

After seeing a couple from a distance at the Tesla repair shop, I finally had one drive by me while I was on the sidewalk so I could get a good look at it. It was weird. He somehow designed a vehicle that I found to be both extremely ugly AND entirely boring at the same time.

It's incredibly futuristic and inspiring if your reference is goldeneye on the n64.

 

[cytg111]

Cyber Truck's success is entirely depended on the brand image of Elon Musk.

 

[akugami]

Cyber Truck's success is entirely depended on the brand image of Elon Musk.

Conservatives hate EV's.

Liberals like EV's.

Elon Musk hates liberals.

Success gauranteed!

 

[VRAMdemon]

Musk has apparently decided that neglecting a mere 11 children wasn’t agile or hardcore enough....

Elon Musk Reportedly Welcomed Another Baby With Shivon Zilis, His 12th

Elon Musk and Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis, who already share twins, reportedly welcomed another baby together

www.usmagazine.com

I’m starting to think he expects his kids to one day battle to the death for his money and legacy like Byzantine princes or the pagan kings of Norway.

Or maybe he’s seeding the universe like Ego the Living Planet in The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?

It would not surprise me to learn that he has extracted thousands of eggs from each of his wives / GFs, and vast numbers of them have been linked with his sperm to form now-frozen embryos. At the right time 10,000 micro-Elmos will be implanted into an army of paid surrogates and soon the future master race will be born.

 

[akugami]

Musk has apparently decided that neglecting a mere 11 children wasn’t agile or hardcore enough....

Elon Musk Reportedly Welcomed Another Baby With Shivon Zilis, His 12th

Elon Musk and Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis, who already share twins, reportedly welcomed another baby together

www.usmagazine.com

I’m starting to think he expects his kids to one day battle to the death for his money and legacy like Byzantine princes or the pagan kings of Norway.

Or maybe he’s seeding the universe like Ego the Living Planet in The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?

It would not surprise me to learn that he has extracted thousands of eggs from each of his wives / GFs, and vast numbers of them have been linked with his sperm to form now-frozen embryos. At the right time 10,000 micro-Elmos will be implanted into an army of paid surrogates and soon the future master race will be born.

Fuck me...Elmo is a secret time traveler and has infected the entire human race...the entire GQP...they're all Elmo's...

 

[brycejones]

Musk has apparently decided that neglecting a mere 11 children wasn’t agile or hardcore enough....

Elon Musk Reportedly Welcomed Another Baby With Shivon Zilis, His 12th

Elon Musk and Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis, who already share twins, reportedly welcomed another baby together

www.usmagazine.com

I’m starting to think he expects his kids to one day battle to the death for his money and legacy like Byzantine princes or the pagan kings of Norway.

Or maybe he’s seeding the universe like Ego the Living Planet in The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?

It would not surprise me to learn that he has extracted thousands of eggs from each of his wives / GFs, and vast numbers of them have been linked with his sperm to form now-frozen embryos. At the right time 10,000 micro-Elmos will be implanted into an army of paid surrogates and soon the future master race will be born.

There is a secret facility in Texas to raise his brood.

 

[itsmydamnation]

There is a secret facility in Texas to raise his brood.

A hatchery, do we need to be wary of the zerg rush?

 

[cytg111]

So this bullshit doesnt end with Elmo? Our kids has to deal with a hoarde of these assholes? God damn. Maybe they'll all move to Mars and choke?

 

[Pens1566]

Meh, one more person to hate him and realize he's a shit-bag asshole.

 

[Muse]

Musk roasted good and proper!

 

[Muse]

Musk roasted good and proper!

Oh fuck! In starting to rewatch this I suddenly know that Trump's birthday (which he always tries to hide, even from himself) is the same day as the surgery I had on my hand 11 days ago and Musk's is the day I'm going to have the stitches out (this Friday). Argh! Why were those 2 guys born at all?