Embarrassing Problem

[SmallHardDrive]

Okay, the topics about when we lost our virginity and our worst fears made me think about my own embarrassing problem and worst fears.

I am still a virgin at 37 years of age!

I have never even gone out on a date. Why? Well, I am basically very shy but the main reason is my overwelming fear of being rejected because of my extremely small unit. I've researched this topic a lot and I know for a fact that I am very small. A lot of men are worried about their size but they turn out to be perfectly in the normal range. In my case, I am probably in the borderline freak case.

To give you an idea of how small I am, if you look at some data floating around on the sizes of men, I am at the extreme low end of the bell curve. From some studies and data I've seen, I am smaller than most 12 year old boys.

That means that if I am ever with a woman, I will, with 99.9999999% probability, be the smallest man she will ever have encountered.

I also worry about just being able to physically complete the act. Will I be too small to achieve penetration? That would be so embarrassing for me! I worry about her facial expression when she first sees me. Will there be a look of shock? Will she try to pretend that nothing is wrong (since I would assume most women are nice and won't try to hurt my feelings)? Will she tell all her friends and everyone will laugh at me behind my back?

My biggest fear is that I will become friends with a woman, fall in love, and then have her reject me because of my size. Because of this I have a tendency to not get close to anyone. I always fear that when people get to know me better they will reject me -- so it's better to not let people know me well...

I hope this topic isn't offensive to anyone and is okay to post... In a way, it's sort of theraputic for me to finally express this deep dark secret that I've been holding in for so long.

 

[Viper GTS]

Man, somebody's putting a lot of work into a prank. Usually they'd just post "I have a little dick, does that mean I'm a loser?"

We'll need more information, though. Does "extremely small" mean microscopic, or merely less than average?

And don't worry, we're very good at therapy here.

Viper GTS

 

[Total Refected Power]

I am suspicious of this post. If you are not NEFING than I apologize in advance.

 

[vi edit]

A women who honestly loves you will love you reguardless of the size of your genitals. You are just feeding into the media and hollywood hype of selfcentered and shallow relationships.

Besides, the best way to please a women isn't between your legs, it's between your ears

 

[Total Refected Power]

NFS4 has found the PERFECT woman for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nd]

err.. yeah, right.

 

[Dedpuhl]

Total Refected Power

ROFL

 

[Isla]

Sweetheart, I am going to assume you are being serious, and I am going to tell you the truth.

You have the perfect opportunity to have a REAL relationship with a woman if you will only be honest! You are NOT the only man with this problem, and with the influx of xenoestrogens in our food supply, you will be followed by many more. (I'll try to find some info and post it later).

Go ahead and get to know an available, interesting woman. When the time comes, let her know your fears and your physical situation, and then tell her that you are more than willing to make up for this by other means! Good grief, I'll take a cunning linguist over a big schlong any day...

Also, there are plenty of toys, enhancers, etc that you can use to achieve a more satisfying sex life.

Number one on my list of turn ons?

A good imagination!

Endocrine Disrupters... Read it and Weep...

More

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BTW, this is something we just don't know about yet.
Remember, we are nothing but guinea pigs in the great industrial experiment... The results are not in yet, but when they are in, the damage (whatever it may be) will have already been done. Even the most recent study suggests MORE studies need to be done, so what does THAT tell you?

 

[Viper GTS]

Dammit Isla, you better watch it!

You're gonna make me feel guilty for being an asshole.



Viper GTS

 

[Yeeny]

Good grief, I'll take a cunning linguist over a big schlong any day...

Isla: Good God woman, you are on a roll today, rofl! But your absolutely right. The size does not matter, as long as you take into consideration the woman's feelings. We are much more emotionally involved in sex then men think we are, and the most important thing is that somebody cares enough to make an effort.

 

[Isla]

Not to worry, Viper. Sex is my favorite subject, and I'm always happy to talk straight about it, whether this is a nef or not.

Thanks, GF... It's up to us to teach these guys what women really want, because they think they can find the answers in Maxim!

 

[Viper GTS]

Isla...

I hope you don't honestly believe that that's why we read Maxim...

Viper GTS

 

[Brandino]

Isla, Maxim is a great, great magazine.






Just not for women-advice

edit-heh viper, guess we had the same idea there

 

[urbantechie]

Maxim is awesome for us little kids . Once I get home though......

 

[toph99]

Maxim is a great magazine...
now if only i could get my parents to order a subscription for me and save me some money can't wait til i get a credit card...

 

[Viper GTS]

I've never really understood the appeal of Maxim. It's just Playboy minus the outright nudity, so if you want Maxim, why not get Playboy?

The one advantage I can see is my parent might not kill me for Maxim, while they certainly would for Playboy.

Viper GTS

 

[toph99]

Maxim has the humour factor it's funny, saracastic and has semi-naked women, whereas Playboy is just porn. i'd take a Maxim over Playboy any day(and the sh!t won't hit the fan if the parents find it )

 

[Viper GTS]

whereas Playboy is just porn

Wrong. The one Playboy that I've ever had, I read all the articles in it at least twice apiece.

And yes, I did look at the pictures too.



Viper GTS

 

[Isla]

Hee hee...

I have yet to hold a copy of Playgirl in my hands. (Why is it that I have seen Playboy and even (yuck) Penthouse? Oh yeah... guys buy them!)

Hmmmmm..... /me starts to get mischevious gleam in eyes... maybe it is time to do a home experiment, bwuahahaha!

 

[toph99]

yeah, they have some articles and such, i just find Maxim more entertaining, and funny and they're less likely to get sticky... :Q

Isla: going to be making a trip to the conveniance store are we?

 

[SmallHardDrive]

No, I'm serious. I wish it was a hoax. I'm somewhat reluctant to give my specific size because I worry about the audience here. I know there are a lot of younger kids here and I don't want to add more to their adolencent worries (in case one of them is similarly sized as me -- which would be very rare but still a possibility) if they have the same concerns that I had when I was growing up.

Also, it's a bit hard to get an accurate measurement because it seems to vary by as much as 1/2 inches depending on how hard I press down on the ruler and how aroused I am.

Also, in the past when I gave out my size (in stupid sex related usenet newsgroups), I got reactions from people thinking I was a fake which only made me more depressed (am I so small that no one can believe me?)

Oh what the heck... I've give you some clues. If the ruler is being very generous then I would be about the same size suggested in a comic book called "The Fantastic *****". If the ruler is not being very generous then I would be about the same size as a ****-inch floppy found in most modern computers. And this is in an erect state.

Thanks to all the kind messages from everyone. I hope you were being truthful and not just "being nice". It's been appreciated no matter what though....

 

[Sacotool]

You'll get a more accurate "reading" if you use a piece of string for your measurements

 

[Isla]

Well toph, it's not my thing... I never really thought to buy one before...

But, I am VERY curious as to how the Mr will react if I leave it where he might find it...

Then again, that would be evil of me. Still, the idea is very, very tempting... not the nekkid guys... the shocked and dismayed husband! "Why do you want to look at that, when you can look at me? "

/me says to self, I will not be mean, I will not be mean, I will not be mean...

OK, I've talked myself out of it. But I had fun thinking about it.

 

[Soybomb]

Well you assure us you're not yanking our chain. I'll take that as truth and say... You're 37 years old. Go out and have a meaningful relationship with someone and have sex with them. Its great, not a feeling in the world that could top it so far for me! As the ladies have pointed out, there are other ways to pleasure a woman. Usually they are the more effective ways anyway!

edit: c'mon Isla toy with your husband and tell us about it so we can laugh hehe, he deserves it after trying to preserve you!

sacotool: i dont even want to know how you know hehe

 

[Isla]

SmallHardDrive

I am very rarely just being nice.

Get thee to an on line toy shop (to get some ideas, you don't have to buy anything, but maybe books on technique) and get a book on tongue exercises! Very few women are satisfied by penetration alone. For most of us, there are a few other bells and pulleys that must be tweaked.

You will be hailed as a great lover, trust me.